Subj : Re: Say it ain't so!
To   : Atreyu
From : Fang The Cat
Date : Mon Sep 05 2016 02:01:14

 
A>FT> I'm a loser.
 
A> Oh ya... we all are.
 
A> Is there such thing as Belgian porn?
 
Of course there is.
 
First take a freshly baked Belgian waggle (not the crap they serve at IHOP, 
Denny's or even the Sheraton breakfast buffet) then smother it with fresh 
sweetened whipped cream ... you know ... get the cream and start whipping "it".
 
When you're done whipping "it" and smothering start licking the waffle, every 
square centimeter of it, push your face deep in it until the white sticky goe 
is all over your face.
 
Then start licking your face as far as your tongue reaches. Where your tongue 
doesn't reach scrape it off with a silver spoon and start licking the dilver 
spoon while you sing from the top of your voice the Eagles' song "Witchy Woman" 
....
 
   She held me spellbound in the night
   dancing shadows and firelight
   crazy laughter in another
   room and she drove herself to madness
   with a silver spoon
   woo hoo witchy woman see how high she flies
 
So now you know where the silver spoon reference comes from, it's from the 
Belgian waffle.
 
Last time the Eagles were in town the late Glenn Frey asked the audience "You 
wanna hear the waffle-song? Start whipping it."   It was the largest group 
masturbation event ever ... 18,000 people ... recorded in the Guinness Book of 
Records.
 
Fang

--- D'Bridge 3.99
 * Origin: Many Glacier -- Protect - Preserve - Conserve (2:292/854)

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