Subj : World's Funniest Joke
To   : All
From : Lee Lofaso
Date : Sat Jul 20 2013 11:33:08

Hello Everybody,

Scientists in the United Kingdom did a study to determine
the world's funniest joke, and chose this one -

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

The other guy whips out his phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps, "My friend is dead!  What can I do?"

The operator says, "Calm down, I can help.  First, let's make
sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"

--Lee


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