Subj : Bar Jokes 2
To   : All
From : Lee Lofaso
Date : Sat Jul 20 2013 11:15:04

Hello Everybody,

And now, back by popular demand, more bar jokes -

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Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were sitting on the porch
recounting their World War II experiences:

Boudreaux said, "I fought with Gen. Bradley, Gen. Patton
and Gen. Eisenhower."

Thibodeaux commented, "Man, it don't look like you could
get along with NOBODY!"

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A recession is when your neighbor is laid off; a depression
is when you're laid off; a panic is when your wife is laid off.

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A man was found passed out on his front porch.

When the paramedics revived him, they asked what had caused
him to faint.

"It was enough to make anybody faint," he said.  "My son asked
me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car
out, he came out with the lawnmower!"

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A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food."

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A guy walks into a bar just as a customer says, "Give me
another Waterloo," and receives from the bartender a drink
in a tall, frosty glass.

Always willing to try a new drink, the newcomer says, "Give
me a Waterloo."

When he tastes his drink he cries, "Hey, this is just water!"

The other customer says to him, "Sure it is."

And turning to the bartender, he says, "Isn't that right, Lou?"

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Sign seen outside a small town in South Louisiana -

"Drive carefully -- We have two cemeteries, no hospital."

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A priest, a rabbi, a preacher, a dill pickle, a centipede,
a duck, an Italian, a Cajun and a redneck walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey, what is this ... some kind of a joke?"

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That's it for this episode of bar jokes.  Until next time -

--Lee


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