Subj : Secret Menu
To   : All
From : Lee Lofaso
Date : Fri May 06 2016 01:10:23

Hello Everybody,

Ever been to a fast food joint?
How about McDonald's?  Certainly,
McDonald's is your kind of place.
Just look at their menu.  What is
there not to want, or like?  Well,
aside from the grilled chicken.
That stuff is horrible, having been
defrosted and steamed and more than
a bit gelatinous, without a doubt
imported from Thailand or some other
foreign land that even Buddha tried
to avoid.

Can't find anything you like on
the menu?  No problemo.  Just ask
the friendly cashier to ring up
a sale for a Monster Mac.  Or if
you are a morning person, a Mc10:35
(Egg McMuffin with a cow on top).

Still not satisfied?  Then order up
a McGangBang (McChicken sandwich placed
inside a McDouble).  Or a Land, Air, and
Sea burger (a Big Mac, Filet-O-Fish, and
McChicken sandwich all stacked together).

Of course, you can always make up your
own kind of sandwich and ask the cook to
prepare it for you.  After all, it's your
money, and the cook's time ...

--Lee

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