Subj : Blonde Issues
To   : Daryl Stout
From : August Abolins
Date : Thu Jun 25 2020 16:57:00

Hello Daryl!

** On Wednesday 24.06.20 - 14:43, Daryl Stout wrote to Mike Powell:

 DS>   This blonde was working at a truck stop restaurant, and the customer
 DS> said he wanted 2 white sidewall tires, 2 running boards, and 2
 DS> headlights.

 DS>   Confused, the blonde went the chef, who told her that the guy wanted
 DS> 2 eggs (sunny side up), 2 bacon strips, and 2 sausage patties.

 DS>   So, she prepares a bowl of baked beans, and takes it to the customer.
 DS> He asked "What is this for??"...and the blonde replied, "Well, since
 DS> you wanted that other stuff, I figured you might as well gas up"!! <BG>


Reminds me of:

  Blonde with Sand = Coffee with cream and sugar.
  Chicks on a raft = Eggs on toast
  Coffee dry = coffee with sugar only
  Coffee high and dry = coffee with no cream or sugar or black

I don't know if today's diners continue to use terms like that (I haven't  
been out to one in years).  Bud sadly, the Tim Horton's here is pretty  
boring... if you order just a coffee by saying "coffee", it is assumed to  
be (no cream, no sugar), but if you say "double" or "double double", it is  
assumed be 1 cream and 1 sugar for the former, and twice that for the  
latter.


  ../|ug

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