Subj : Blonde Issues To : Mike Powell From : Daryl Stout Date : Wed Jun 24 2020 14:43:00 Mike, > Reminds me of the joke on the first day of winter (it's that now in the > Southern Hemisphere), where the blonde in a class/job where she didn't > want to be, was first elated when told it was "the shortest day of the > year"...but was then crushed when told "that was for daylight hours". MP> That poor blonde lady, she can never catch a break. :) Well, there was one case where the blonde got the upper hand. This blonde was working at a truck stop restaurant, and the customer said he wanted 2 white sidewall tires, 2 running boards, and 2 headlights. Confused, the blonde went the chef, who told her that the guy wanted 2 eggs (sunny side up), 2 bacon strips, and 2 sausage patties. So, she prepares a bowl of baked beans, and takes it to the customer. He asked "What is this for??"...and the blonde replied, "Well, since you wanted that other stuff, I figured you might as well gas up"!! Daryl .... Windbreaker: A Poot Suit. === MultiMail/Win32 v0.50 --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33) .