Subj : Cats Attitude
To   : JANIS KRACHT
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Mon Jan 28 2019 11:51:00

JK>Hi Daryl,

Hi, Janis...

JK>hahaha :)  Nice comfy spot for the cat I guess :)

  The cat believed that "it was the most important creature in the
house". It's like the sequence ventriloquist Todd Oliver did. He uses
live dogs in his act, and they have a device on them (which has been
approved by the SPCA...so PETA folks can keep quiet!), where Todd
presses a button, and the device makes it look like the dog is talking!!

  Anyway, he and the dogs were arguing over whose house, whose bed,
whose pillow, etc. it was. When it got to the pillow, after Todd said
"It's my pillow!!", the dog asked "Did you mark it??". When he replied
"Certainly not!!", the dog replied "Well, I did!! Sweet dreams!!" <G>.

JK>Cats are so picky it is insane... she probably thought that 'stuff' was
JK>unclean.

  They give the term "finicky" a whole new meaning...never mind Morris
The Cat with "9 Lives". :P

Daryl

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