Subj : Re: cat or dog?
To   : Daryl Stout
From : Don Lowery
Date : Mon Jul 13 2020 04:11:49

 DS>  DL> was..."D'oh". Fortunately...being the Okie rocket scientist it
 DS>  DL> was...left her license & such on the counter for the employee to give
 DS>  DL> to the police.
 DS>   That's like the guy who holds up the bank in his work uniform, and
 DS> uses the back of his deposit ticket as a stick-up note. <G>

Oh yeah! The best one has to be the idiot on camera at 1 AM using a cinder
block to break the front window of Radio Shack. Just bounces back & nails him.

 DS> badstrun.png -- When Street Running Goes Bad. While not that common as
 DS> it once was, there are some areas where the railroad tracks go right
 DS> down a busy city street. It's known as "street running". The photo

Have that downtown here. It's where I took the only tumble on my bike crossing
the track during drizzle.

 DS> what looked like a Burlington Northern Santa Fe (BNSF) locomotive
 DS> on the front, and the words "STOP LOOKING AT MY TRAIN!!". <BG>

Like the t-shirt which used to say "Eyes Up Here".

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