Subj : Cats_Meow echo Rules
To   : JANIS KRACHT
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Fri Apr 13 2018 18:15:00

JK>Hi Daryl,

Hi, Janis...

JK>> sobbed "I know!!" :P

JK>Poor Kitties :) :)

  I saw a cartoon where this doctor asks this elderly man, who doesn't
have his dentures in, and is nude from the waist down, "Do you want the
Deluxe Colonoscopy that your insurance may not pay for...or the Economy
Colonoscopy, with the hamster and Go-Pro camera??!". The S.P.C.A.
would be all over that one. :P Or the other cartoon of a guy in a scuba
like suit, and the doctor said "We thought you might want to meet our
colon doctor before we minaturized him". :P

  Speaking of which, I had both a colonoscopy and EGD this morning. I
couldn't finish the prep work, as I had so much stomach acid...but
thankfully, the colon was clear enough for him to do the procedure, and
the upper GI. They found one polyp, and I have to call on Wednesday for
the biopsy results. It feels good to eat and drink again...but the
weather is not good around here tonight. We're under a Particularly
Dangerous Situation Tornado Watch, and have had at least one tornado
touchdown in west central Arkansas, where several were injured earlier
this afternoon.

  It reminds me of the dog in the vets office, where the vet has stuck
the thermometer up the dogs butt (the only way they can take it), and
the dog growls "One day, Mr. Vet, it's going to be my turn...and you
know what they say about paybacks"!! <G>

JK>> That's like when they first diagnosed my gastrointestinal illnesses.
JK>> The doctor said I had to watch what I ate. I told him "I do...from the
JK>> plate to the mouth". He wasn't happy with my answer. <G>

JK>I bet! :) Here, I have the opposite problem, always have.. My body just burn
JK>up food.  I eat a ton and never seem to gain weight.

  I think I found all the weight. :P But, I believe in the "balanced
diet" -- in the belly and the buttocks. <G>

Daryl

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