Subj : Anyone? To : MARK LEWIS From : Daryl Stout Date : Thu May 23 2019 07:09:00 Mark, ML>i know that feeling... i don't even know what a budget is any more... Except for a nasty 6 letter word. :P ML>ha! i don't seem to have that particular problem like other folks do... not ML>even with green things like brussel sprouts... There was a commercial several years ago...I think it was for Tractor Supply Company. This family is gathered around the dinner table, and first, thanking The Lord for the food He had provided, and for His Blessing and Protection, etc. The family dog is under the table, as if praying as well. As soon as the father says "Amen", and the folks begin to graze, the dog bounds out from under the table, and heads upstairs. He pulls open a chest of drawers, and starts digging around, looking for an item. He does this several times, until he finds out what he wants...a gas mask!! It turns out the family is consuming beans, legumes, and other items that cause severe flatulence. :P Having found his prize and putting it on, the dog rushes back to the kitchen, and the family has been completely oblivious to the dog's actions. Fido lays down, contentedly, under the table, with the gas mask on. The announcer comes on and says "We have what you need"...and then, it shows the logo for Tractor Supply Company. ML>my dad bought me a 42 inch Carhart belt for christmas one year... i was tryi ML>to loose weight then... he said it was "future planning" which i understand ML>we both got a laugh off of it... i've gotta see if i can find the leather pu ML>and add two more holes to it... right now, i don't even have to unbutton or ML>unzip my pants to put them on or get them off... somewhere i should have som ML>of my older smaller waist jeans but the question is if they are in any shape ML>be wearing... I like the one, where after a meal, Daddy has to loosen his belt. One of his kids, tells his friend (who had joined them for dinner), "Daddy just moved his decimal point over a few places". Daryl === þ OLX 1.53 þ Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations. --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32 * Origin: FIDONet: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33) .