Subj : Re: cybersecurity jokes.. To : Ogg From : Tracker1 Date : Fri Mar 25 2022 09:52:08 On 2/13/22 10:00, Ogg wrote: > > Good IT jokes are few and far between, especially when it comes > to cybersecurity. That's why we put on our creativity hats to > brainstorm joke after joke Not really a joke, but still remember when I worked at the MCI technical call center in Chandler, AZ... there was an Iomega side and a Compaq support side (I worked on the Iomega side)... was walking over to lunch, and a friend that worked on the Compaq side popped up, looked around for anyone to tell this to... he asked the customer to hold for a moment, he had too much trouble to stop from laughing... I didn't even understand the statement he made at first, "The c???er is broken" ... huh? ... "they said their cupholder was broken" ... of course it was the CD-Rom drive that they had been using as a cup holder. IIRC, this was around 1994 or so. The worst call I got was someone trying to backup their files when the power was out... I swear I spent 20m with they guy while he checked all the cables for the Jazz drive were connected, etc... seriously didn't think to tell me the power was out until I asked if he could pull the computer out so he could check the connection clearly without the flashlight. The SCSI card that came with some of the devices had the same connector as a printer port, and people would often plug into the wrong port, or not install the card, because they didn't know the difference. -- Michael J. Ryan - tracker1@roughneckbbs.com --- þ Synchronet þ Roughneck BBS - roughneckbbs.com .