Subj : Re: Various Things To : Brian Rogers From : Daryl Stout Date : Mon Jun 28 2021 15:46:00 Brian, BR> Absolutely I had a kid ask me to install the door BBS Crash so I BR> did. Every month he'd destroy me so I had to do the date reset trick to BR> beat him. He still doesn't know how I did it ;-> One of "The Flintstones" cartoons had several scenes. Gildersleeve was the proprietor of the music store...and of course, Fred wanted to make sure the piano...a STONEWAY ...was working right (properly tuned). So, Barney and the proprietor played a fancy arrangement of "While Strolling Through The Park One Day". Barney apparently studied under Professor Pizzicato, as the proprietor recognized his pianissimo. Anyway, Fred had won $50 at the Water Buffalo Lodge, and was going to blow it on the piano for Fred and Wilma's anniversary. Fred got "sold" on the piano, and asked when they could deliver it. The proprietor said "it's your piano...when do you want it??". When Fred said "At midnight tonight, after my wife's asleep"...and Gildersleeve replies "Oooo....Aren't We Sneaky??" (my comment for your deal with BBS Crash ). However, the price was $1500, and so Fred found "a hot piano" (stolen) from a shady character called "88 Fingers Louie". Well, in the numerous ways he tried to get it in there, he ended up getting arrested. As he stands before the sargeant, before he's led away to jail, the talk goes like this: Sarge: You got any last words?? Fred: All I wanted to do was surprise my wife for our wedding anniversary. Sarge: A likely story. Suddenly the Sargeant shakes his head, and a horrified look comes across his face!! Sarge: Wedding Anniversary??!! Jumpin' Dinosaurs!! Today's Me Own Wedding Anniverary!! The sargeant turns to the officer, and tells him "Show this criminal that the department has a heart...and give him a hand with his anniversary... while I run out and buy a present for my own little wife". But, the kicker was "How could I forget??!! Especially when it comes on Trash Day"!! (He and Fred had the same anniversary) . BR> www.arrl.org/files/file/Public%20Service/MPG104A.pdf BR> This pretty much sums it up. There was a guide to it on the dfwtrafficnet.org website -- they regularly pass NTS traffic in and out of the Dallas/Fort Worth area. I think I post it once every 3 months, split into several messages. BR> Lately it seems that the two are having a good foot race between them BR> to see who'll win. I watched a YouTube Video on the life of Mel Blanc, who did all the Looney Tunes. But, I've been at the computer too long. I had insomnia last night, and I've had a migraine sinus headache much of today. I went back to bed after being cannibalistic with ham sandwiches (hi hi)...but I still can't hold my eyes open. So, it's very hard to do this message. I'm going in for a complete physical and 2 sets of blood work in the morning. BR> I can Tuna Fish but I can't tune a piano I wish things had worked out better that way...I could've made big bucks doing that all my life. DS> Emeril got this horrified look on his face, and said "Don't even go DS> there!!"...the black guy on the drums in the band was about to spit DS> his teeth out of his mouth!! BR> hahahaha My wife and I were roaring in laughter as well. Well, on some of those cooking shows, as they were making things, she'd let out this pathetic yell, as if she was in pain. I asked what was wrong, and she lamented "He just ruined it". BR> I know many "snow birds" which is what we call them. That's the BR> reaction I give them when they mention the weather. I saw Tropical Storm Danny off of Charleston, South Carolina today, and Hurricane Enrique headed for Baja California. The peak of the season is still 10 weeks away. BR> Why would he? It's not as if he's going to be the one doing the deed I think he's in his 80's now, and retired...but in his 70's, he'd ride his motorcycle to work. BR> Nope, and I didn't give any lip either When I was doing BR> commercial radio my first talkup on my very first day was always: BR> "being at a radio station for your first time is like going on your BR> first date, you don't know where the buttons are and you always seem to BR> turn the knobs the wrong way Good analogy. BR> ... He who has burned his mouth blows his soup. Been there, done that...a much needed blow job if there ever was one. Or, as the hurricane told the coconut tree: "Hold on to your nuts. This is going to be one heck of a blow job". I feel and look like crap today, so indulge me. :P Daryl .... I'm one step away from being rich. All I need is money. --- MultiMail/Win v0.52 þ Synchronet þ The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas .