Subj : Re: Various Things To : Daryl Stout From : Brian Rogers Date : Mon Jun 28 2021 09:06:00 Hello Daryl; -=> Daryl Stout wrote to Brian Rogers <=- DS> Well, she said that "as soon as maintenance is done, let me know". DS> I'd say "DONE", and it'd be CONNECT. But, with her playing first, DS> then I saw what I had to beat...the same strategy of college football DS> teams in overtime. You want to see what the other team does first, then DS> you know what you have to do to beat them, or force another overtime DS> period. Absolutely I had a kid ask me to install the door BBS Crash so I did. Every month he'd destroy me so I had to do the date reset trick to beat him. He still doesn't know how I did it ;-> DS> I've always wanted to learn Formal Written Traffic. But lately, the DS> only time I'm on the air is for the nets that I run. I rarely get on DS> the air just to "checkin". And, I didn't do a single bit of operating DS> during Field Day. www.arrl.org/files/file/Public%20Service/MPG104A.pdf This pretty much sums it up. DS> Or the day we become a Silent Key. :P Lately it seems that the two are having a good foot race between them to see who'll win. DS> I had a drum set years ago...I still have the piano here, but I'm DS> sure it's way out of tune by now. I haven't played it in years. I can Tuna Fish but I can't tune a piano [snipp] DS> She was adding boneless pork chops , and had this DS> wooden implement to tenderize it, so the meat would "melt in your DS> mouth". She said "I use this to beat my meat with". DS> That's a euphemism for masturbation, and of course, that's where DS> everyone's mind went, and the studio audience erupted in laughter. DS> Emeril got this horrified look on his face, and said "Don't even go DS> there!!"...the black guy on the drums in the band was about to spit DS> his teeth out of his mouth!! hahahaha DS> Shortly after I got married, I was having groin problems, and had my DS> wife with me when I went to see my PCP at the time. He's retired now, DS> but he's a ham radio operator, who loves CW...and would go down to DS> Florida in the dead of winter, and work CW to Canada on the HF bands. DS> He'd tell them how beautiful the weather was, and you could hear them DS> wanting to say "STFU". I know many "snow birds" which is what we call them. That's the reaction I give them when they mention the weather. DS> But, he had a poster on the exam room door that said "Ask Me About DS> Viagra" (this was shortly after it came out). Well, with my wife next DS> to me, I said "OK, Doc...I'll bite. What about Viagra??". Grinning like DS> the cat who just swallowed the canary, he said "I've had eight men and DS> two women ask. And, I personally don't give a $h!+". Why would he? It's not as if he's going to be the one doing the deed DS> You didn't pussyfoot around with those. Nope, and I didn't give any lip either When I was doing commercial radio my first talkup on my very first day was always: "being at a radio station for your first time is like going on your first date, you don't know where the buttons are and you always seem to turn the knobs the wrong way DS> Exactly. I've had 3 T-Mobile phones in a row (Samsung A10, A11, and DS> A12) all fail on me. Then, Verizon seems to lose the connection (so DS> much for "Can You Hear Me Now?"). Around here, in bad weather, DS> especially...the cell phone networks are the first things that crash. Here they are "ok". My Note 8 is an unlocked T-Mobile device. Supposedly they don't lock the bootloader and you can upgrade the version of Android beyond what the carrier will do. It came with ver 8, and the network upgraded it to 9. That's fine for now for me. Most apps are making 7 their minimum now. I won't have to worry for a few more years. DS> And, if you want coffee, use JavaScript...perfect instructions, DS> especially if your coffee maker is computerized. Fortunatel it's not. I don't want any bits to chew on. :) .... He who has burned his mouth blows his soup. --- MultiMail/Linux v0.52 þ Synchronet þ SBBS - Carnage! *73 de N1URO* bbs.n1uro.com:2300 .