Subj : Re: Various Things To : Daryl Stout From : Brian Rogers Date : Wed Jun 23 2021 11:12:00 Hello Daryl; -=> Daryl Stout wrote to Brian Rogers <=- DS> I'm reminded of the joke where the guy brings an aspirin and a cup of DS> water to his wife. She asks what those are for, and he says "your DS> headache". When she replies "I don't have a headache", grinning wryly, DS> he says "that's just what I've been waiting to hear" (hi hi). Uh huh lol Old joke but we're old operators. DS> The Radio Amateurs Club of Knoxville, Tennessee (still in existence) DS> has the callsign W4BBB. At Field Day one year, this female operator DS> (not sure if she was a YL or an XYL) had a sexy, sultry, voice, like a DS> professional hooker (hi hi). She said it stood for "Women For Big, DS> Blonde, and Beautiful"; can you say "massive pileup"?? (hi hi). If the DS> women are at the mics, and the men are logging...for Field Day (which DS> is this weekend) or otherwise... it's "game over". I doubt I'll operate DS> or visit a site...thunderstorms are forecast Friday afternoon through DS> at least next Monday, if not later. The weather has sure messed up my DS> nets lately. Absolutely! Best way to improve your Field Day score!.. get a sexy YL on the air! You'll miss more calls than you can log. I haven't done field day in decades... just lost interest. When the league told me they wish packet would vanish, I was done with them and all their contests. DS> They already have dispensed a large amount of marijuana in Arkansas, DS> with licensed dispensaries. I'm sure the state is raking a lot of tax DS> money on it. There is so much "sin tax"...on things like tobacco, DS> alcohol, and now, marijuana. I'm surprised they haven't done that at DS> the adult bookstores. If they have, I'm not aware of it. My late XYL DS> and I would buy porn to "prime the pumps"...because it's true if you DS> have any underlying medical conditions, your libido is screwed (no pun DS> intended). It's proven to be a HUGE source for tax revenues... especially since they're doing away with all the revenues from flavored stuff such as menthols. No more inner city folk "axing" for "newport hundeds". Shows how evil government really is. *sigh* DS> Well, we called it "Adult HGTV" ...rating things like the DS> woodworking and woodcarving of the bed (some was rather exquisite and DS> very detailed), the chandeliers on the ceiling, and pictures on the DS> walls. We never could understand WHY women had to keep their shoes on DS> when having sex. I'd be afraid of getting gored. :P I don't even bother. I gave all that up in my 20s. Never been happier! DS> That reminds me of the joke where the husband brings his wife, who's DS> in labor, to the maternity ward of the hospital. The OB-GYN doctor DS> tells them there's a new test...to transfer all the pain of childbirth DS> from the mother to the father. Well, Momma was obviously all for it, DS> and since Daddy had a high pain tolerance, they said "go for it". Well, DS> they wired them up, and the doctor started with it on low, gradually DS> increasing it. Neither Mom or Dad had any pain, and she delivered a DS> healthy baby. But, when they got home, the milkman was found dead on DS> the porch. Of course, with no more milk delivery that would make no sense at all to today's millenials, just like they don't know America was a rock group. DS> I got the same reaction one time, over at the local square dance club DS> callers house, where prospective callers were to "practice" for DS> "amateur night". That calling is NOT as easy as it looks!! Well, I DS> don't remember what the discussion was about, and when I replied "No DS> Biggie", this good looking female dancer who was there said "That's DS> what I heard". I wanted to say "How would YOU know??". Ouch! You should have volunteered she reach inside for the evidence Like the guy who took his new date to his place... they were making out and he stripped her down - when she went to recipricate she noticed his lacking in size and started laughing out of control and said to him, "Just who on earth do you intend to please with THAT thing?!?" to which he proudly yelled "ME!!!" DS> SWR stood for Sexual Whoopee Realized (hi hi). LOL! DS> They got a vote on my ballast. I originally would've been on DS> Amtrak now, heading to New Orleans, then to Jackson, for this years DS> National Square Dance Convention...but the car wreck, and plumbing DS> issues ruined that. At least you don't have to see a doctor for the 'plumbing' issues .... Old photographers never die, they just stop developing. --- MultiMail/Linux v0.52 þ Synchronet þ SBBS - Carnage! *73 de N1URO* bbs.n1uro.com:2300 .