Subj : Re: Various Things To : Brian Rogers From : Daryl Stout Date : Tue Jun 22 2021 12:08:00 Brian, BR> No those sorts of headaches don't vanish easily. I'm reminded of the joke where the guy brings an aspirin and a cup of water to his wife. She asks what those are for, and he says "your headache". When she replies "I don't have a headache", grinning wryly, he says "that's just what I've been waiting to hear" (hi hi). DS> It tends to make the coaxial cables rather sticky. BR> A young 20-something YL seems to have the same effect. We used to have BR> one on one of our nets and she was a cutie. I'd just sit back and watch BR> the pileup after net was over. Worse than I-70 in the mountains in BR> pennsylvania during a blizzard. The Radio Amateurs Club of Knoxville, Tennessee (still in existence) has the callsign W4BBB. At Field Day one year, this female operator (not sure if she was a YL or an XYL) had a sexy, sultry, voice, like a professional hooker (hi hi). She said it stood for "Women For Big, Blonde, and Beautiful"; can you say "massive pileup"?? (hi hi). If the women are at the mics, and the men are logging...for Field Day (which is this weekend) or otherwise... it's "game over". I doubt I'll operate or visit a site...thunderstorms are forecast Friday afternoon through at least next Monday, if not later. The weather has sure messed up my nets lately. BR> Speaking of which, looks like they're going to legalize that here :\ They already have dispensed a large amount of marijuana in Arkansas, with licensed dispensaries. I'm sure the state is raking a lot of tax money on it. There is so much "sin tax"...on things like tobacco, alcohol, and now, marijuana. I'm surprised they haven't done that at the adult bookstores. If they have, I'm not aware of it. My late XYL and I would buy porn to "prime the pumps"...because it's true if you have any underlying medical conditions, your libido is screwed (no pun intended). Well, we called it "Adult HGTV" ...rating things like the woodworking and woodcarving of the bed (some was rather exquisite and very detailed), the chandeliers on the ceiling, and pictures on the walls. We never could understand WHY women had to keep their shoes on when having sex. I'd be afraid of getting gored. :P BR> As the brits say: A population under the influence is easy to control. BR> Which is why the Roosevelts used to get paid to smuggle opium from BR> India to the UK. Karl Marx referred to religion as "opiate of the masses", as so many seemed drugged to them. But, ever since the tower of Babel (read Genesis 11 to see how that turned out...it was the talk of the town )...man has wanted control...especially if God was entirely left out of the picture. BR> I had that too. When the tech was setting the probes into my feet he BR> wasn't getting ANY reading at all. He kept thinking something was wrong BR> or he may have had a broken lead wire. He even cranked it up to full BR> (350V) still nothing!.. so he turned it down and moved a lead further BR> up my shin and he barely got a reading. Told me he's never seen such a BR> horrible case of it before. Was even more "shocked" I'm still driving. That reminds me of the joke where the husband brings his wife, who's in labor, to the maternity ward of the hospital. The OB-GYN doctor tells them there's a new test...to transfer all the pain of childbirth from the mother to the father. Well, Momma was obviously all for it, and since Daddy had a high pain tolerance, they said "go for it". Well, they wired them up, and the doctor started with it on low, gradually increasing it. Neither Mom or Dad had any pain, and she delivered a healthy baby. But, when they got home, the milkman was found dead on the porch. BR> I have a few on my BBS... just games no biggie. (that's what SHE said :p) I got the same reaction one time, over at the local square dance club callers house, where prospective callers were to "practice" for "amateur night". That calling is NOT as easy as it looks!! Well, I don't remember what the discussion was about, and when I replied "No Biggie", this good looking female dancer who was there said "That's what I heard". I wanted to say "How would YOU know??". It also reminds me of the joke (I'm full of it today, and I just got done fighting the cat for the sandbox ), where this guy went into this bar, and there's a docile bull in the corner...and a big jar of money on the bar. There's a contest to make the bull laugh. So, this ol' boy buys his ticket, goes and whispers something in the bulls ear, and the bull busts out laughing uncontrollably. The bartender says "Well, looks like you're the winner", and the guy promptly takes the large amount of money and leaves (he brought the jar back later that day, in case there was another contests). Well, sure enough...the next week, there's another contest...this time, you have to make the bull cry. The guy buys his ticket, and asks if he can take the bull into the bathroom. Apprehensive, the bartender says "You're not going to do anything to him physically, are you??"...and he was assured that he was not. Moments later, the guy leads the bull out of the bathroom, and the bull is bawling like someone who just had a death in the family, or like a spoiled brat kid who didn't get his way (too many of them in the world today). So, the bartender says "Before I give you the money, I'd like to know how you won both contests...to make the bull laugh and cry". Grinning wryly, the guy said "First, I told the bull my [member] was bigger than his was...then, I proved it". BR> That takes being mobile to a totally different level. Guess you could BR> say they got "crackin'" SWR stood for Sexual Whoopee Realized (hi hi). BR> Guess you liked the train tags :) They got a vote on my ballast. I originally would've been on Amtrak now, heading to New Orleans, then to Jackson, for this years National Square Dance Convention...but the car wreck, and plumbing issues ruined that. Daryl .... Scuba divers do it deeper. --- MultiMail/Win v0.52 þ Synchronet þ The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas .