Subj : Re: Various Things To : Brian Rogers From : Daryl Stout Date : Sun Jun 20 2021 18:25:00 Brian, BR> The guy who called me a commie was only trying to help me make a few BR> bucks, but then legalities as far as support and such come into play. I BR> don't want those sorts of headaches! Excederin PM won't help those. :P I get enough of the migraine sinus ones. DS> I'm having an A.A.A.D.D. flareup (BTW, I've forwarded that to several DS> folks, and they love it ). BR> That's a def keeper! I sent it to KB8UUZ, Editor of The Radiogram, with the Portage County Amateur Radio Club (PCARS) in Ohio...he got a kick out of it. He plans to put it in their next issue...and I'm going to try to put it into the back of the e-Edition of the square dance publication. DS> Was she a toon?? :P I've heard on numerous nets, when one tells what DS> they were doing for dinner, a ham keys up, and says "What's your DS> address?? I'll be right over". BR> That's common talk, or if one is having ice cream on an ultra hot day, BR> someone will say "you have to share with everyone on the net". It tends to make the coaxial cables rather sticky. DS> Is it Hawaiian?? Back to the grass skirts again. BR> I couldn't be so lucky lol That's when you want the weed eater. BR> Flood? sorry I sold my gear. Tornados coming? Sorry I'm evacuating my BR> family. They want to continue to step on us.. I can step too - and with BR> my neuropathy I won't feel any pins they may try to stick in me I had the electric nerve conductivity test several years ago, as I have nervous system damage from 2 lightning strikes...it was a rather shocking experience. DS> ERROR: ORG.ASM not found. Fondle any key to retry. BR> LOL And, the reader makes orgiastic noises. Sean also did an "adult door" called "The Dr. Seuss Purity Test". That's obviously for "mature adults", but it mentions some "wild options". My late XYL and I were adventurous, but not that much. However, this joke comes to mind. This OM and XYL decided to get "frisky". He walked into the bedroom, and she was hot and amorous ("Beat Me, Whip Me"). Well, he didn't have anything handy, so he went out to their van, to get the antennas with the quick disconnects (I guess he wanted a "quickie" (hi hi)). So, he takes them back in, and they proceed to beat and thrash their nude bodies with the antennas. Now, that's NOT my idea of a good time...but if that's what the couple wanted, more power to them. Anyway, after a few days, the welts were stinging real bad, so they went to the ER. The doctor has them both strip naked, and asks them if they got that from having sex. They tearfully confessed that they did. The doctor growled "I thought so. That's the worst case of van-aerial disease I've ever seen". I remember talking to my mother-in-law years ago, and my wife was listening on the speaker phone. When I got to the punchline, my wife screamed "OH, NO!!", and my mother-in-law started laughing uncontrollably. Shortly after that, my mother-in-law, had to catch a flight at the Orlando Airport (they lived in nearby Apopka). She ended up getting frisked at the security checkpoint, and was making all these orgiastic noises. When I told my wife, she let out a scream, and put her hand over her mouth!! The next day, she asked her Mom "I hear you've been getting kinky with airport security!!". Her Mom asked "Who told you?? Daryl??", and she replied "Who Else??". I was over in the corner, laughing my butt off, and she turned to me, and spit like a mad cat... the same reaction I got when I forgot to put the toilet seat down. I grew up with a brother...I didn't know it took women forever and a day to get ready, etc. BR> I have some train taglines for you... BR> Confucius say: Man who put head on rail road track get splitting BR> headache. Welded or jointed?? BR> Darn - missed the train to reality again! On my train of thought, the passengers are riding for half fare. BR> Gates are down the lights are flashing but the train isn't coming. The wheel's spinning, but the hamsters dead. BR> If a train station is a station where the train stops what's a BR> workstation? Washington, DC. BR> Kramer's Law: You can never tell which way the train went by looking at BR> the tracks. You need to ask Wile E. Coyote (Super Genius). BR> The sign said Stop Look Listen ... and while I did the train hit me. You were on the wrong track. Or the meme, with a picture of a runaway train on a milk carton, asking "Have You Seen Me??". Or a train with legs on it, and the dispatcher on the telegraph and radio saying "We've Got A Runaway Train". Daryl .... Try to beat a train to a railroad crossing, and you'll be dead wrong. --- MultiMail/Win v0.52 þ Synchronet þ The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas .