Subj : [GCFL.net] Church Bulletin Bloopers
To   : All
From : ROB STARR
Date : Sun Apr 28 2019 21:48:32

~ Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at
Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all
the way from Africa.

~ Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING
Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference
includes meals."

~ Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 pm in the
recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

~ Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again" giving obvious
pleasure to the congregation.

~ "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those
things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."

~ Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your
own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.

~ The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a
conflict.

~ The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight:
"Searching for Jesus"

~ Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help
they can get.

~ Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more
transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of
Pastor Jack's sermons.

~ Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.

~ Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't
care much about you.

~ Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church.
So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

~ The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies
will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

~ Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the
new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come
forward and do so.

~ The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they
may be seen in the church basement Friday.

~ A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music
will follow.

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