Subj : [GCFL.net] Post Turtle
To   : All
From : ROB STARR
Date : Thu Apr 25 2019 12:26:00

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand was
caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to one of
the political candidates.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, that candidate is a 'Post Turtle'."

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle'
was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road you come
across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'."

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued
to explain.

"You know they didn't get up there by themselves, they don't belong up
there, they don't know what to do while they're up there, and you just
wonder what kind of dummy put them up there to begin with."

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