Subj : [GCFL.net] Quotes of the Day
To   : All
From : ROB STARR
Date : Tue Apr 09 2019 16:07:14

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a
year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. - Evan Esar

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome
K. Jerome, "Three Men in a Boat," 1889

A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with
company. - Gian Vincenzo Gravina

As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever
did. - Robert Benchley

The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well. - Joe Ancis

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