Subj : Re: Kill 'em all; let god sort 'em out
To   : Jack Phlash
From : Atreyu
Date : Fri Oct 08 2021 14:43:22

On 07 Oct 21  08:26:09, Jack Phlash said the following to Nacho Catorce:

JP> I recently saw one that said "KILL 'EM ALL. LET ROD SORT 'EM OUT" and had a
JP> pictured of a young Rod Stewart as the centerpiece of a militant looking
JP> crest, complete with lightning bolts. Pretty funny.

Late-night Toronto people are amusing... really. The same dude with that sort 
of shirt walks into a Korean convenience store to cash in a lotto scratch 
ticket or something. When a ticket is "legit", the government-sanctioned 
scanner plays a C64-esque melody. I'm in the back cleaning out his supply of 
club soda... because, I'm a functioning alcoholic with a vodka fix.

Anyhow so the guy slaps that ticket down and the clerk behind the counter
rudely explains "No music, no money!" The guy gets pissed but the clerk
stands VERY stone-faced, maintaining the machine's lack of a cheerful C64
melody. Totally no emotion. Utters "You leave NOW!!! NO TROUBLE!" and the
guy in the shirt responds with the most hilarious redneck simpleton
diatribe... something like "WTF BRO", BRO that ticket is FOR REAL!  CASH
that motherfucker! DUDE ITS A WINNING TICKET!

And the clerk just sticks with "No music no money!!!"

I dunno, weird human behavior like that greatly amuses me.

Atreyu

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