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       John Muir, saint of the American wilderness
       
       John Muir was the archetypal free spirit. Following his own call of
       the wild, he wandered throughout the Appalachians and the Sierra to
       Alaska, Siberia, South America, and Africa. Both a dreamer and an
       activist, he was a devoted father, successful farmer, ingenious
       inventor, gifted writer, passionate lobbyist, and co-founder of the
       Sierra Club. His eloquent words changed the way Americans saw their
       mountains, forests, seashores, and deserts. [1]
       
       At least one major religious denomination has actually posited a fo
       of "sainthood" on John Muir. [2]
       
       Fasting was an intrinsic part of Muir's explorations, so much so th
       he resented the necessity of eating. ...
       
           "Can scarce command attention to my best studies, as if one
       couldn't take a few days' saunter in the Godful woods without
       maintaining a base on a wheat-field and grist-mill. Like caged parr
       we want a cracker." [3]
       
           "Weather does not happen. It is the visible manifestation of th
       Spirit moving itself in the void. It gathers itself together under 
       heavens; rains, snows, yearns mightily in wind, smiles; and the
       Weather Bureau, situated advantageously for that very business, tap
       the record on his instruments and going out on the streets denies h
       God, not having gathered the sense of what he has seen. Hardly
       anybody takes account of the fact that John Muir, who knows more of
       mountain storms than any other, is a devout man." [4]
       
       "Amuse yourselves," said Captain Lane at lunch. "Here we stay till 
       o'clock tomorrow morning. This gale, blowing from the sea, makes sa
       steering through the Canyon impossible, unless we take the morning'
       calm."
       
       I saw Muir's eyes light up with a peculiar meaning as he glanced
       quickly at me across the table. He knew the leading strings I was i
       how those well-meaning D.D.S. and their motherly wives thought they
       had a special mission to suppress all my self-destructive
       proclivities toward dangerous adventure, and especially to protect 
       from "that wild Muir" and his hare-brained schemes of mountain
       climbing.
       
       "Where is it?" I asked, as we met behind the pilot house a moment
       later.
       
       He pointed to a little group of jagged peaks rising right up from
       where we stood-a pulpit in the center of a vast rotunda of
       magnificent mountains. "One of the finest viewpoints in the world,"
       he said. ...
       
       Muir led, of course, picking with sure instinct the easiest way. Th
       hours of steady work brought us suddenly beyond the timber-line, an
       the real joy of the day began. Nowhere else have I seen anything
       approaching the luxuriance and variety of delicate blossoms shown b
       these high, mountain pastures of the North. "You scarce could see t
       grass for flowers." Everything that was marvelous in form, fair in
       color, or sweet in fragrance seemed to be represented there, from
       daisies and campanulas to Muir's favorite, the cassiope, with its
       exquisite little pink-white bells shaped like lilies-of-the-valley 
       its subtle perfume. Muir at once went wild when we reached this
       fairyland. From cluster to cluster of flowers he ran, falling on hi
       knees, babbling in unknown tongues, prattling a curious mixture of
       scientific lingo and baby talk, worshiping his little blue-and-pink
       goddesses.
       
       "Ah! my blue-eyed darlin', little did I think to see you here. How 
       you stray away from Shasta?"
       
       "Well, well! Who'd 'a' thought that you'd have left that niche in t
       Merced mountains to come here!"
       
       "And who might you be, now, with your wonder look? Is it possible t
       you can be (two Latin polysyllables)? You're lost, my dear; you bel
       in Tennessee."
       
       "Ah! I thought I'd find you, my homely little sweetheart," and so o
       unceasingly.
       
       So absorbed was he in this amatory botany that he seemed to forget 
       existence. While I, as glad as he, tagged along, running up and dow
       with him, asking now and then a question, learning something of pla
       life, but far more of that spiritual insight into Nature's lore whi
       is granted only to those who love and woo her in her great outdoor
       palaces. But how I anathematized my short-sighted foolishness for
       having as a student at old Wooster shirked botany for the "more
       important" studies of language and metaphysics. For here was a man
       whose natural science had a thorough technical basis, while the
       super-structure was built of "lively stones," and was itself a livi
       temple of love!
       
       With all his boyish enthusiasm, Muir was a most painstaking student
       and any unsolved question lay upon his mind like a personal grievan
       until it was settled to his full understanding. One plant after
       another, with its sand-covered roots, went into his pockets, his
       handkerchief, and the "full" of his shirt until he was bulbing and
       sprouting all over, and could carry no more. He was taking them to 
       boat to analyze and compare at leisure. Then he began to requisitio
       my receptacles. I stood it while he stuffed my pockets, but rebelle
       when he tried to poke the prickly, scratchy things inside my shirt.
       had not yet attained that sublime indifference to physical discomfo
        ... that Muir had found. ...
       
       "Man!" he said, "I was forgetting. We'll have to hurry now or we'll
       miss it, we'll miss it."
       
       "Miss what?" I asked.
       
       "The jewel of the day," he answered; "the sight of the sunset from 
       top."
       
       Then Muir began to SLIDE up that mountain. I had been with mountain
       climbers before, but never one like him. A deer-lope over the smoot
       slopes, a sure instinct for the easiest way into a rocky fortress, 
       instant and unerring attack, a serpent-glide up the steep; eye, han
       and foot all connected dynamically; with no appearance of weight to
       his body-as though he had Stockton's negative gravity machine
       strapped on his back. ... It was only for exerting myself to the
       limits of my strength that I was able to keep near him.
       
        ... and the wall of rock towered threateningly above us, leaning o
       in places, a thousand feet or so above the glacier. ... A quick
       glance to the right and left, and Muir, who had steered his course
       wisely across the glacier, attacked the cliff, simply saying, "We
       must climb cautiously here."
       
       Now came the most wonderful display of his mountain-craft. Had I be
       alone at the feet of these crags I should have said, "It can't be
       done," and have turned back down the mountain. But Muir was my
       "control," as the spiritists say, and I never thought of doing
       anything else but following him. He thought he could climb up there
       and that settled it. He would do what he thought he could. And such
       climbing! There was never an instant when both feet and hands were
       not in play, and often elbows, knees, thighs, upper arms, and even
       chin must grip and hold. Clambering up a steep slope, crawling unde
       an overhanging rock, spreading out like a flying squirrel and edgin
       along an inch-wide projection while fingers clasped knobs above the
       head, bending about sharp angles, pulling up smooth rock-faces by
       sheer strength of arm and chinning over the edge, leaping fissures,
       sliding flat around a dangerous rock-breast, testing crumbly spurs
       before risking his weight, always going up, up, no hesitation, no
       pause-that was Muir! My task was the lighter one; he did the
       head-work, I had but to imitate. ... As far as possible I did as he
       did, took his handholds, and stepped in his steps.
       
       But I was handicapped in a way that Muir was ignorant of, and I wou
       not tell him for fear of his veto upon my climbing. My legs were al
       right-hard and sinewy; my body light and supple, my wind good, my
       nerves steady (heights did not make me dizzy); but my arms-there la
       the trouble. Ten years before I had been fond of breaking colts-til
       the colts broke me. On successive summers in West Virginia, two col
       had fallen with me and dislocated first my left shoulder, then my
       right. Since then both arms had been out of joint more than once. M
       left was especially weak. It would not sustain my weight, and I had
       favor it constantly. Now and again, as I pulled myself up some
       difficult reach I could feel the head of the humerous move from its
       socket. ...
       
       Then he started running along the ledge like a mountain goat, worki
       to get around the vertical cliff above us to find an ascent on the
       other side. He was soon out of sight, although I followed as fast a
       could. I heard him shout something, but could not make out his word
       I know now that he was warning me of a dangerous place. Then I came
       to a sharp-cut fissure which lay across my path... It sloped very
       steeply for some twelve feet below, opening on the face of the
       precipice above the glacier, and was filled to within about four fe
       of the surface with flat, slatey gravel. It was only four or five
       feet across, and I could easily have leaped it had I not been so
       tired. But a rock the size of my head projected from the slippery
       stream of gravel. In my haste to overtake Muir I did not stop to ma
       sure this stone was part of the cliff, but stepped with springing
       force upon it to cross the fissure. Instantly the stone melted away
       beneath my feet, and I shot with it down towards the precipice. Wit
       my peril sharp upon me I cried out as I whirled on my face, and
       struck out both hands to grasp the rock on either side.
       
       Falling forward hard, my hands struck the walls of the chasm, my ar
       were twisted behind me, and instantly both shoulders were dislocate
       With my paralyzed arms flopping helplessly above my head, I slid
       swiftly down the narrow chasm. Instinctively I flattened down on th
       sliding gravel, digging my chin and toes into it to check my descen
       but not until my feet hung out over the edge of the cliff did I fee
       that I had stopped. Even then I dared not breathe or stir, so
       precarious was my hold on that treacherous shale. Every moment I
       seemed to be slipping inch by inch to the point when all would give
       way and I would go whirling down to the glacier. ...
       
       I had no hope of escape at all. The gravel was rattling past me and
       piling up against my head. The jar of a little rock, and all would 
       over. The situation was too desperate for actual fear. Dull wonder 
       to how long I would be in the air, and the hope that death would be
       instant-that was all. Then came the wish that Muir would come befor
       fell, and take a message to my wife.
       
       Suddenly, I heard his voice right above me. "My God!" he cried. The
       he added, "Grab that rock, man, just by your right hand."
       
       I gurgled from my throat, not daring to inflate my lungs, "My arms 
       out."
       
       There was a pause. Then his voice rang again, cheery, confident,
       unexcited, "Hold fast; I'm going to get you out of this. I can't ge
       to you on this side; the rock is sheer. I'll have to leave you now 
       cross the rift high up and come down to you on the other side by wh
       we came. Keep cool."
       
       Then I heard him going away, whistling "The Blue Bells of Scotland,
       singing snatches of Scotch songs, calling to me, his voice now
       receding, as the rocks intervened, then sounding louder as he came 
       on the face of the cliff. But in me hope surged at full tide. I
       entertained no more thoughts of last messages. I did not see how he
       could possibly do it, but he was John Muir, and I had seen his
       wonderful rock-work. So I determined not to fall and made myself as
       flat and heavy as possible, not daring to twitch a muscle or wink a
       eyelid, for I still felt myself slipping, slipping down the greasy
       slate. And now a new peril threatened. A chill ran through me of co
       and nervousness, and I slid an inch. I suppressed the growing shive
       with all my will. I would keep perfectly still till it was torture,
       and I could not ease it.
       
       It seemed like hours, but it was really only about ten minutes befo
       he got back to me. By that time I hung so far over the edge of the
       precipice that it seemed impossible that I could last another secon
       Now, I heard Muir's voice, low and steady, close to me, and it seem
       a little below.
       
       "Hold steady," he said, "I'll have to swing you out over the cliff.
       
       Then I felt a careful hand on my back, fumbling with the waistband 
       my pants, my vest and shirt, gathering all in a firm grip. I could 
       only with one eye and that looked upon but a foot or two of gravel 
       the other side.
       
       "Now!" he said, and I slid out of the cleft with a rattling shower 
       stones and gravel. My head swung down, my impotent arms dangling, a
       I stared straight at the glacier, a thousand feet below. Then my fe
       came against the cliff.
       
       "Work downwards with your feet."
       
       I obeyed. He drew me close to him by crooking his arm and as my hea
       came up past his level he caught me by my collar with his teeth! My
       feet struck the little two-inch shelf on which he was standing, and
       could see Muir, flattened against the face of the rock and facing i
       his right hand stretched up and clasping a little spur, his left
       holding me with an iron grip, his head bent sideways, as my weight
       drew it. I felt as alert and cool as he.
       
       "I've got to let go of you," he hissed through his clenched teeth. 
       need both hands here. Climb upward with your feet."
       
       How he did it, I know not. The miracle grows as I ponder it. The wa
       was almost perpendicular and smooth. My weight on his jaws dragged 
       outwards. And yet, holding me by his teeth as a panther her cub and
       clinging like a squirrel to a tree, he climbed with me straight up 
       or twelve feet, with only help of my iron-shod feet scrambling on t
       rock. It was utterly impossible, yet he did it! [5]
       
       Footnotes:
 (HTM) [1] John Muir: Nature's Visionary by Gretel Ehrlich
 (HTM) [2] Saint John Muir by Harold Wood
 (HTM) [3] John Muir's Menu by J. Parker Huber
 (HTM) [4] The Land of Little Rain by Mary Hunter Austin, 1868-1934
 (HTM) [5] Alaska Days with John Muir by Samuel Hall Young, 1847-1927
       
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