Board:   [DoveNet] Entertainment
Subject: Re: rip chuck norris
From:    Denn
Date:    Sat Mar 21, 2026 19:26

@VIA: OUTWEST
>Chuck Norris was invited into the zoo to see their tiger. He went into
the cage with it, approaching slowly. He heard a low growl. The
zookeeper said to back away slowly, not turning his back.

>The tiger did just that.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
Legends live forever. Chuck Norris lives longer.
Chuck Norris was born in 1945. Hitler surrendered in 1945. Coincidence? I think
not.

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had two missed calls from
Chuck Norris....

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