BEFORE YOU BEGIN: This gopherspace is for private viewing. The contents 
found here are for MY personal and educational use only. This space will
forever be a work in progress. It will NEVER be fully complete. It will
always be UNDER CONSTRUCTION. It will always contain spelling errors,
gramatical errors etc. Viewing the contents of this site may cause you
nausea. It may even cause you indigestion and sometimes drowsiness. I
will not be held responsible for any property damage, emotional trauma,
child neglect, malnutrition, property loss, employment loss, marital
problems, mental illness, hair loss, physical trauma or sickness, acne
break outs, bad hair days, pms, personal shortcomings, body odour, skin
rashes, nail fungus, ear wax buildup, paper cuts, armpit hair,
menopause, pregnancy, starvation, and/or any other fcuking problems you
might want to laud at me. I am not a scapegoat. If you're looking for a
target, look in your fcuking mirror.

This gopherspace is best viewed with *any* browser worth its salt 
(eg. lynx), and is intended for a mature adult audience. if you are under 
18 years of age and/or can't handle reading online documentation or 
manuals, or are accustomed to using Internet Explorer... piss off. 

Ermmm... Thats about it, i guess ;)


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