1st May 2004 It appears the Daily Mail reading doomsayers were wrong. The white cliffs of Dover have not collapsed as the entire populations of Cyprus, Czech Republic, Estonia, Hungary, Latvia, Lithuania, Malta, Poland, Slovakia and Slovenia tried to simultaneously immigrate to Britian at the stroke of midnight. So anyway, back to my life. Boring as it is. I'm still balancing all my work by compromising and doing nothing at all. Of course, this still gets complaints. For example, my mum just threw out my physics exam paper, and my copies of Hitman and Mandrake 9.0. Yay. Stay tuned, readers. 15:58 .