This is a file all about being cool.  This will help you to:  Get the 
ladies, get better friends, know what clothes to wear, etc., etc.  First 
step to being cool.  STOP READING THIS!  If you really need to be reading 
this, you are a complete and total loser and should go kill yourself right 
now because you have no reason to live.  Thank you and have a nice day.
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