From: Digestifier To: Subject: Dead-Flames Digest #576 Dead-Flames Digest #576, Volume #48 Fri, 14 Oct 05 06:00:01 PDT Contents: Re: Americans weigh in on what country they should invade next (NDC) ("band beyond description") Re: yeehaw! ("band beyond description") Re: yeehaw! ("band beyond description") Re: (NDC) Attention Yankee fans (Seth Jackson) Re: (NDC) Attention Yankee fans (Seth Jackson) Re: (NDC) Attention Yankee fans (Seth Jackson) Re: (NDC) Attention Yankee fans (Seth Jackson) Re: (NDC) Attention Yankee fans (Seth Jackson) Re: 37 years ago tonight... (Seth Jackson) ::::::::::::: Marriage In Ur Mind :::::::::::::::::: (net4matrimonials@gmail.com) Re: Hey Brew... ("Dave Kelly") Re: August and September pics from Sandgate ("Dave Kelly") Re: 8/8/82 Satisfaction ("closetdeadhead") Re: Hard ttimes in NE ("Rogues Island's finest") Re: New Job! ("Rogues Island's finest") Re: Spontaneous Bush...... ("Dylanstubs") Re: 8/8/82 Satisfaction ("Bzl.") Re: why baseball sucks? ("Bzl.") Re: 8/8/82 Satisfaction ("Dylanstubs") Can somebody hook a brother up? ("Rogues Island's finest") Re: Awesome Ukulele Video ("Everybody's Gonna Be Happy") Re: New Job! ("Everybody's Gonna Be Happy") Re: Can somebody hook a brother up? ("John Hanson") ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "band beyond description" <123@456.com> Subject: Re: Americans weigh in on what country they should invade next (NDC) Date: Fri, 14 Oct 2005 15:03:44 +0900 wrote in message news:1129261626.709291.126040@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com... > > band beyond description wrote: > > wrote in message > > news:1129256868.708264.90450@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com... > > > > > > band beyond description wrote: > > > > http://www.tian.cc/2005/10/cnnn-on-streets-of-america.html > > > > > > I am embarrassed to say this, but I had to explain to a very > > > good friend that the Leno shtick was staged. He bought it hook > > > line and sinker. Americans may be stupid, but you are stupid > > > if you take comedy tv at face value. > > > > > > Kurt > > > > > > > now if i didn't know better, i'd think you're calling me stupid. ;-) > > Apologies. Rereading that was a bit harsh, and I tend not to > like the name calling etc. Sorry. > > BTW - The answer to the question in the subject is... Marin! > > Kurt > > -- > > Peace, > > Steve > Nah, that's OK; no offense taken. But you really should reconsider your plan to invade Marin -- unless you have a plan to improve it. ;-) It could serve as a good springboard to fulfill your "who on rmgd would you like to meet" wish... -- Peace, ~ Steve ------------------------------ From: "band beyond description" <123@456.com> Subject: Re: yeehaw! Date: Fri, 14 Oct 2005 15:09:28 +0900 "Dave Kelly" wrote in message news:eby3f.1593$Zv5.1405@newssvr25.news.prodigy.net... > Your "Old Man" is getting you a greencard? > I thought you was in Chicago? > Confused. > > and a corn-cob pipe! "I'm pickin'..." -- (Roy Clark) "...and I'm grinnin'" (Buck Owens) -- Peace, ~ Steve ------------------------------ From: "band beyond description" <123@456.com> Subject: Re: yeehaw! Date: Fri, 14 Oct 2005 15:11:20 +0900 "Roxanne McDaniel" wrote in message news:mwx3f.152$Fo1.110@newssvr22.news.prodigy.net... > This Saturday is my 11th wedding anniversary, and the ole man is taking me > to see the Greencards!!! http://www.thegreencards.com/news.html Yippeee! > They were new on the Planet Bluegrass scene this year at Rocky Grass. > > If you're in the Chicagoland area, they are playing at Fitzgerald's this > Friday. http://www.fitzgeraldsnightclub.com/ > > Sorry, I forgot to say "Congratulations, Roxanne!!!!" This year was our 11th anniversary too! -- Peace, ~ Steve ------------------------------ From: Seth Jackson Subject: Re: (NDC) Attention Yankee fans Reply-To: hitmeister .at. mindspring .dot. com Date: Fri, 14 Oct 2005 06:38:27 GMT On Tue, 11 Oct 2005 20:08:45 -0700, DG wrote: >Steve Terry wrote: >> >>Umm, the Cincinnati Reds, actually. We've won 9 straight World Series games, >>dating back to game 7 of '75 against the Red Sox. We then swept the Yankees >>in '76 and the Athletics in '90. Since then we've just been complaining >>about the Yankees winning all of the time. > > >I'm thinking that Jr might wind up on the Yanks. Sure, he's old enough, and his best days are clearly behind him. George won't be able to resist. But who will play CF the other 100 games when Jr. is on the DL? ------------------------------ From: Seth Jackson Subject: Re: (NDC) Attention Yankee fans Reply-To: hitmeister .at. mindspring .dot. com Date: Fri, 14 Oct 2005 06:39:04 GMT On Wed, 12 Oct 2005 17:21:17 -0400, Andy Gefen wrote: >On Tue, 11 Oct 2005 22:09:46 -0700, Kelly Humphries > wrote: > >> >>Too bad. So sad. Tell it to Jeffrey Maier. > >I loathe that child (yes, I know he's not a child anymore). He is blameless. It's Richie Garcia you should be mad at. ------------------------------ From: Seth Jackson Subject: Re: (NDC) Attention Yankee fans Reply-To: hitmeister .at. mindspring .dot. com Date: Fri, 14 Oct 2005 06:41:01 GMT On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 09:05:35 -0400, Brad Greer wrote: >The Yankees are in decline and have been >so for the past 5 years. Yes, there version of "decline" is better >than most other teams, but declining they are. They have emptied the >farm system to a great extent to make mid-season trades and >Steinbrenner is allowing the Tampa braintrust to have too much input >in the free agent buying decisions instead of relying on the solid >baseball people (such as Stick Michaels) who built the dynasty of the >late '90s. If you fail to see the parallels to the teams of the '80s >it's because you're in denial. You are exactly right. It's amazing that, after all these years, George has learned nothing. ------------------------------ From: Seth Jackson Subject: Re: (NDC) Attention Yankee fans Reply-To: hitmeister .at. mindspring .dot. com Date: Fri, 14 Oct 2005 06:54:07 GMT On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 09:44:16 -0400, JimK wrote: >All of the above is pretty much true, but the decline and emptying of >the farm system, was something that was almost inevitable when you >finish at the top for a decade. Only if you're George Steinbrenner. >Although the draft in baseball doesn't >have the immediate impact it does in sports like basketball and >football, it's become much more important than it was twenty to thirty >years ago. It's difficult to keep the farm system stocked with quality >players when you're drafting at the bottom year after year. No, it's not. Baseball is far less predictable than other sports when it comes to the draft. Top picks fizzle and low picks shine in baseball more than in other sports. Good scouting can easily compensate for low draft position. The Braves and the A's, for example, seem to always have good prospects coming up through their systems. > In >addition, when you're in contention every year, you're in a position >where you're pretty much forced to trade off some of your young talent >in mid-season to acquire veterans who will be more useful in a pennant >race. No, you're not. Sometimes, you can concede a year for the benefit of the long term. George has never been willing to do this, and it's been costing him. > And if you look at the young players the Yanks have let go >during the last ten years, you'd be hard pressed to find many who have >become regulars in the majors, much less stars. Hard pressed? Right off the top of my head, I can think of Mike Lowell, Nick Johnson, Juan Rivera, Christian Guzman, Jake Westbrook, Yhency Brazoban, that Marte guy, Carl Pavano, Tony Armas, and Brad Halsey. And most of those are just in the last couple of years or so. ------------------------------ From: Seth Jackson Subject: Re: (NDC) Attention Yankee fans Reply-To: hitmeister .at. mindspring .dot. com Date: Fri, 14 Oct 2005 06:57:27 GMT On Tue, 11 Oct 2005 18:29:41 -0700, DG wrote: >> and >>drive good men like Torre and Cashman out of the organization? Now >>*that* will be fun to watch. > > >Torre and Cashman should be fine but who knows. I'd be very pleasantly surprised if Cashman stays. ------------------------------ From: Seth Jackson Subject: Re: 37 years ago tonight... Reply-To: hitmeister .at. mindspring .dot. com Date: Fri, 14 Oct 2005 07:12:10 GMT On Wed, 12 Oct 2005 20:08:35 -0700, Walter Karmazyn wrote: >Just about now... an elementary dance number, it's a foxtrot and also a >lady's choice..... one of the best of 68, im oh so ho...... stream it >if you ain't pulling it off he wall........ and enjoy-) > >http://tinyurl.com/a2l5o What a great set! ------------------------------ From: net4matrimonials@gmail.com Subject: ::::::::::::: Marriage In Ur Mind :::::::::::::::::: Date: 14 Oct 2005 00:12:15 -0700 Marriages are made in heaven but we have to make it success on the earth!!! FREE FREE FREE...... 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Date: Fri, 14 Oct 2005 09:13:03 GMT "brew ziggins" wrote in message news:MPG.1db8960a1e01e3f2989818@newsstand.cit.cornell.edu... > Me thinkest I hath strucketh a nerve... Look here, Brew-Biskit...you know that rope around your neck with ya house keys & the Ithica city bus pass? Ya GOTTA loosen it up, baby...it's cuttin' off the oxygen to ya melon! Sweetbac Productions ------------------------------ From: "Dave Kelly" Subject: Re: August and September pics from Sandgate Date: Fri, 14 Oct 2005 09:36:13 GMT Sherry Any snaps of the infamous "Sandgate Nude-In and Deep Fried Turkey Cook Off"? ------------------------------ From: "closetdeadhead" Subject: Re: 8/8/82 Satisfaction Date: 14 Oct 2005 03:24:00 -0700 band beyond description wrote: > On 2005-10-14 00:44:41 +0900, "Dylanstubs" said: > > > Never heard this show before streaming it at work today. Bob sings the > > first verse of Wang Dang Doodle in the middle of Satisfaction! How > > bizarre! > > > > http://www.archive.org/audio/etree-details-db.php?id=15183 > > just another day at the office in Alpine Valley! > -- > Peace, > Steve Turns out that tune is featured on the most recently posted Closet Deadhead podcast (CDH 65)... all five songs are Jagger-Richards. One way to find it is at Yahoo's new podcast site -- http://www.podcasts.yahoo.com. Search for "Grateful Dead" or "Closet Deadhead" -- either way. ------------------------------ From: "Rogues Island's finest" Subject: Re: Hard ttimes in NE Date: 14 Oct 2005 05:08:54 -0700 Steve Terry wrote: > "Rogues Island's finest" wrote in message: > > > I don't know how you can say that, Indy now has the most awesomeest > > defense since the '86 Bears! Let's see, they've shut down the high > > powered offense of Baltimore, Jacksonville, San Fran, Tennessee, and > > Cleveland!! > > Well let's see, how many points have the Patsies matador defense allowed > this year? Let's see, on the one hand the Patriots are in the midst of the toughest 6 game schedule in the NFL, possibly ever, and are 3-2, while the Colts have played the crappy teams listed above. I'll be the first to admit that our defense concerns the hell out of me, but I think we're doing pretty well all things considered. > The really scary part (for you guys anyway) is that Peyton and the offense > haven't hit stride yet. Nor has our defense, but we'll be ready for you basdids on November 7th! Tedy consulted doctors this week and according to reports has gotten the green light to return. Whooohoooo! Mark ------------------------------ From: "Rogues Island's finest" Subject: Re: New Job! Date: 14 Oct 2005 05:13:02 -0700 Everybody's Gonna Be Happy wrote: > wrote in message > news:1129243232.737365.315620@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com... > > > Woo hoo Sacha. Congrats on the job. So much good rmgd news today. > > I'm getting laid in Vegas Sunday night.............. Do you know her name yet, or are you just heading to town with a fistful of dollars and a little blue pill? > Look for hunor instead of politics from me next week. Here's to hoping the lady won't be laughing on Sunday night! Mark ------------------------------ From: "Dylanstubs" Subject: Re: Spontaneous Bush...... Date: 14 Oct 2005 05:15:38 -0700 > Walter Karmazyn wrote: > As spontaneous as anything else with this motherfucker... > > Bush Teleconference With Soldiers Staged > > By DEB RIECHMANN, Associated Press Writer 13 minutes ago > > WASHINGTON - It was billed as a conversation with U.S. troops, but the > questions President Bush asked on a teleconference call Thursday were > choreographed to match his goals for the war in Iraq and Saturday's vote > on a new Iraqi constitution. I don't think this is at all unusual for a president. Bush just fucked it up like everything else he does. ------------------------------ From: "Bzl." Subject: Re: 8/8/82 Satisfaction Date: Fri, 14 Oct 2005 08:17:27 -0400 "Brad Greer" wrote in message news:9bitk199mmp22f0bu3hpr6iijqdr3vvou8@4ax.com... > On 13 Oct 2005 12:31:33 -0700, "Carlisle" > wrote: > >>Does anyone recall the Satisfaction from the early 80's where Bobby >>introduces the band during the song..then Jerry says something like. >>"And one of the best guys in the whole wide world, Mr. Bob Weir"??!! >>That was fun. >>cc > RFK in '86 (second night). Last show before Jerry went into his coma. The answer to the trivia question, "What were the last two words Jerry spoke from stage before going into a coma?" "Bob Weir". Coincidence, or fate? ------------------------------ From: "Bzl." Subject: Re: why baseball sucks? Date: Fri, 14 Oct 2005 08:20:07 -0400 "JC Martin" wrote in message news:ybv3f.2270$Aw.40824@typhoon.sonic.net... > bill c wrote: >> "imsjry" wrote in message >> news:1129210668.080769.230870@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com... >> >>>Bzl. wrote: >>> >>>>>I only saw the telecast live as it happened and the subsequent replays >>>>>before the game ended, with Rick Sutcliffe saying the Angels were >>>>>robbed by a flat-out wrong call. Did they really show it later to be >>>>>hitting the ground? >>>>>-- >>>>>Peace, >>>>>Steve >>>>> >>>> >>>>No, just Chicagoans' wishful thinking. >>> >>>Not wishful thinking. Sox win!! >>> >> >> not a chicagoan and not wishful thinking....check the replay and you'll >> see >> the ball takes a short hop into the glove. > > > You're wrong. The ball hops, but it hops within the glove. The glove was > *clearly* under the ball from the get-go. Personally, I don't care who > wins, but it was indeed a bad call. > > -JC Exactly. Clearly in the glove. ------------------------------ From: "Dylanstubs" Subject: Re: 8/8/82 Satisfaction Date: 14 Oct 2005 05:25:39 -0700 > Bzl. wrote: > The answer to the trivia question, "What were the last two words Jerry spoke > from stage before going into a coma?" > > "Bob Weir". Coincidence, or fate? Bob finally getting back at Jerry for trying to fire him in the 60s. ------------------------------ From: "Rogues Island's finest" Subject: Can somebody hook a brother up? Date: 14 Oct 2005 05:26:55 -0700 My delivery was "sidetracked", who's holding?? Traffic stop turned drug bust By Brittany Anas, Camera Staff Writer October 13, 2005 A Boulder woman is in jail after authorities found a "smorgasbord" of suspected drugs in her car, including hundreds of ecstasy pills, gallons of hallucinogenic mushrooms and more than a kilogram of cocaine and heroin. Patrol officers from the Boulder County Sheriff's Office stopped Amy Catter, 24, in east Boulder County on Tuesday morning and learned that she was driving with a suspended license. During the stop, the deputies saw suspected drugs in her vehicle, said Steve Prentup, commander of the Boulder County Drug Task Force. Prentup said officials seized what they believe to be more than 700 ecstasy pills and more than a kilogram of cocaine from Catter's car. They also found 11/2 pounds of suspected hallucinogenic mushrooms. "They are dry, so they don't weigh very much bulk-wise," Prentup said. "Volume- wise, that's a lot. It's the equivalent of five or six gallons." Prentup said officers also found 10 ounces of suspected heroin that was packaged in gel caps. "That's probably the most significant heroin seizure that we've made in a long time," he said. There also was marijuana in the vehicle, Prentup said. Officers stopped Catter at 9:30 a.m. on 95th Street, south of Baseline Road. "It was a significant amount of drugs," Prentup said. "It really was a smorgasbord of chemicals. It was certainly destined to be distributed." Catter was booked at the Boulder County Jail on Wednesday night. She is being held in lieu of a $2,500 bond. She does not have a prior arrest record in the state, according to the Colorado Bureau of Investigation. Catter was the only person arrested in Tuesday's drug bust, but the Boulder County Drug Task Force is continuing its investigation. ------------------------------ From: "Everybody's Gonna Be Happy" Subject: Re: Awesome Ukulele Video Date: Fri, 14 Oct 2005 05:43:40 -0700 "Jerry's Kids" wrote in message news:1129257956.667211.276470@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com... > Check out this link for an awesome ukulele video of George Harrison's > "While My Guitar Gently Sleeps" done by a master of the Uke. The 9MB > file takes awhile to download, even with Broadband but it is well worth > the wait. > > Performer: Jake Shimabukuro. Da man is Wes Montgomery, Carlos Santana > and Django Reinhard all rolled into one. Well worth the effort to > stream this puppy. > > http://movies.collegehumor.com/items/2005/06/collegehumor.159572.mov - > listen to 'while my ukulele gently weeps' > > Here is another link that hopefully takes you to the same video should > the first link not work:This guy is just astoundingly awesome on the > ukulele. Dig on his incredible version of "While My Guitar Gently > Weeps > http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=576 I'll jump on this to proclaim the wonders of the Concert for George, which features a part ukelele version of Something. I don't care much for Sir Paul, especially at these superstar conclaves in which he usually tosses off a Hey Jude and sits back for the waves of applause, but everyone simply has to see this. Paul does All Things Must Pass (along with several others), and not only was it emotional (the lyrics, jeez) but musically perfect. I haven't been moved by Paul's music since Maybe I'm Amazed. There's a bit of chaff in the show, but most of it is priceless, timeless, and just plain great. And Dhani Harrison is a literal clone of his father. EGBH ------------------------------ From: "Everybody's Gonna Be Happy" Subject: Re: New Job! Date: Fri, 14 Oct 2005 05:45:43 -0700 "Rogues Island's finest" wrote in message news:1129291982.555423.109280@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com... > > Everybody's Gonna Be Happy wrote: >> wrote in message >> news:1129243232.737365.315620@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com... >> >> > Woo hoo Sacha. Congrats on the job. So much good rmgd news today. >> >> I'm getting laid in Vegas Sunday night.............. > Do you know her name yet, or are you just heading to town with a > fistful of dollars and a little blue pill? Hehe. Its my old (very young) girlfriend. >> Look for hunor instead of politics from me next week. > Here's to hoping the lady won't be laughing on Sunday night! Ha! No laughing until morning, please. EGBH ------------------------------ From: "John Hanson" Subject: Re: Can somebody hook a brother up? Date: Fri, 14 Oct 2005 12:55:01 GMT "Rogues Island's finest" wrote in message news:1129292815.643269.221690@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com... > My delivery was "sidetracked", who's holding?? > > > > Traffic stop turned drug bust > > By Brittany Anas, Camera Staff Writer > October 13, 2005 > > A Boulder woman is in jail after authorities found a "smorgasbord" of > suspected > drugs in her car, including hundreds of ecstasy pills, gallons of > hallucinogenic mushrooms and more than a kilogram of cocaine and > heroin. > According to sources, she had been advised to drive at top speed to Las Vegas by her attorney. She would not have been caught but she began driving erratically in order to avoid some bats ... John H. ------------------------------ ** FOR YOUR REFERENCE ** The service addresses, to which questions about the list itself and requests to be added to or deleted from it should be directed, are as follows: Internet: dead-flames-request@gdead.berkeley.edu Bitnet: dead-flames-request%gdead.berkeley.edu@ucbcmsa Uucp: ...!{ucbvax,uunet}!gdead.berkeley.edu!dead-flames-request You can send mail to the entire list (and rec.music.gdead) via one of these addresses: Internet: dead-flames@gdead.berkeley.edu Bitnet: dead-flames%gdead.berkeley.edu@ucbcmsa Uucp: ...!{ucbvax,uunet}!gdead.berkeley.edu!dead-flames End of Dead-Flames Digest ****************************** .