From: Digestifier To: Subject: Dead-Flames Digest #480 Dead-Flames Digest #480, Volume #48 Mon, 3 Oct 05 16:00:01 PDT Contents: Re: question about "Stuck in the middle with you" ("RandyStoner") Re: question about "Stuck in the middle with you" ("pbleers@hotmail.com") Re: Halloween Music ("pookietooth") Re: AFC at the 1/4 pole... ("frndthdevl") Re: Halloween Music ("Deke_Rivers") Re: AFC at the 1/4 pole... ("RickNBarbInSD") Re: DeLay Indicted! (ndc) ("king88uy7") Re: most you've driven in one day (Tris Orendorff) Re: Bushie is a piece of shit... (JimK) Re: Halloween Music (JimK) Re: Halloween Music ("Rogues Island's finest") Re: Halloween Music ("pookietooth") Re: Today's Strictly Bluegrass Festival (leftie) Re: Halloween Music ("Steve Terry") Re: AFC at the 1/4 pole... ("Steve Terry") Re: Halloween Music (leftie) Re: Bushie is a piece of shit... ("Don Bean") Re: DeLay Indicted! (ndc) (leftie) Re: NDC - Bush selects his own White House counsel for SC post??? (leftie) Re: Slipknot! (leftie) Bimbo's! (leftie) GDTSTOO - Phil Lesh and Friends at Bimbo's, San Francisco ("katrinka") Re: question about "Stuck in the middle with you" (The Lord of Eltingville) Re: DeLay Indicted! (ndc) (Jeff) Re: Halloween Music (The Lord of Eltingville) Baseball playoffs: don't get me started! (NDC) (band beyond description) Re: Halloween Music (subs2me@gmail.com) Re: Baseball playoffs: don't get me started! (NDC) (band beyond description) Re: DeLay Indicted! (ndc) ("king88uy7") ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "RandyStoner" Subject: Re: question about "Stuck in the middle with you" Date: 3 Oct 2005 12:49:22 -0700 I used to get confused when I'd hear Baker Street because the Sax intro always sounded like Andy Macky of Roxy Music and then it went into Baker Street. What a bummer. ------------------------------ From: "pbleers@hotmail.com" Subject: Re: question about "Stuck in the middle with you" Date: 3 Oct 2005 12:49:38 -0700 "sky rockets in flight..." Kurt My exact thought when I read Toads list..... Who sang that piece of drivel? They owe me, big time. ------------------------------ From: "pookietooth" Subject: Re: Halloween Music Date: 3 Oct 2005 13:02:30 -0700 Don't Drink the Water - Dave Matthews. A creepy song, not just the words, but his voice was shot when he recorded it so his howls on it are pretty ghostly. ------------------------------ From: "frndthdevl" Subject: Re: AFC at the 1/4 pole... Date: 3 Oct 2005 13:13:56 -0700 Rogues Island's finest wrote: > Not bingo. They've won 4 games with a soft schedule (how the hell did > they get such an easy schedule after the season they had last > year????). because the Manning family must have sumpin on the NFL the way the NFL and all connected kiss Manning ass. Chargers have to play Pitt, Phil, and Indy AFTER bye weeks for those teams,perhaps Jets as well. That is a big big thing,as teams coming off byes ...ahh you know. Traveling east to NE,INDY,Phil and Jets(no biggie now) is rough too. If San Diego beats Pitt at home San Diego next Monday, they will be much more of a threat than anybody believes at this time except for rabid bolt fans. peace jeff ------------------------------ From: "Deke_Rivers" Subject: Re: Halloween Music Date: 3 Oct 2005 13:22:37 -0700 I forgot, the country song Psycho by Eddie Noack is a classic. I think Elvis Costello covered it. Pierre ------------------------------ From: "RickNBarbInSD" Subject: Re: AFC at the 1/4 pole... Date: 3 Oct 2005 13:23:31 -0700 Rogues Island's finest wrote: > RickNBarbInSD wrote: > I will, they kicked our asses yesterday, and looked awesome. But > remember: it's a long, long season...but I have to say that right now > the Chargers are the best team we've played. I do think the Chargers offense is for real! The run D is pretty strong too, but their secondary is just fuckin' miserable!!! ~>:C They ought to get what they can for Rivers and get CB or safety worth a damn. > > > > -Colts have a defense to go with their offense now. They are the team to > > > beat. > > > Bingo!!!!!! > > Not bingo. They've won 4 games with a soft schedule (how the hell did > they get such an easy schedule after the season they had last > year????). They look very good, but repeat after me: 4 games does not > a season make. > > Mark OK. Rick: "4 games does not a season make." Now, it's true it's not Bingo, but it might be B-I-N!! ;D Ya'gotta admit they look pretty strong right now. I am going on record here and now saying they will be the '05-'06 Superbowl champions. Just remember I called it once it happens!!! ;D Rick ------------------------------ From: "king88uy7" Subject: Re: DeLay Indicted! (ndc) Date: 3 Oct 2005 13:27:04 -0700 Richard Morris >He sees himself as the arbiter of honesty and integrity. And, I would add,of >non sequiturs too. Behold, for I am the arbiter of non-sequiturs!!! ------------------------------ Crossposted-To: rec.arts.movies.current-films,rec.music.beatles,rec.music.rock-pop-r+b.1960s Subject: Re: most you've driven in one day From: Tris Orendorff Date: Mon, 03 Oct 2005 20:32:34 GMT "macca281F" wrote in news:1127711663.565169.214920@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com: >< Francisco) in one 16 hour haul.>>J.G. > I drove so long once that by the time I finally stopped I had forgotten > what time it was when I started! Top that! :) Well, that happens to me when I go to the corner-store for some milk. -- Sincerely, Tris Orendorff [Two antennae meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.] ------------------------------ From: JimK Subject: Re: Bushie is a piece of shit... Date: Mon, 03 Oct 2005 16:47:37 -0400 Reply-To: jkezwind@comcast.net On Mon, 03 Oct 2005 15:05:21 -0400, John Doherty wrote: > > > >former White house speechwriter David Frum posted this bit on a blog , >then later tried to take it off, but he couldn't put the toothpaste back >in the tube... > > >"In the White House that hero worshipped the president, Miers was >distinguished by the intensity of her zeal: She once told me that the >president was the most brilliant man she had ever met." > >____endquote___ > > > >That's not encouraging... Well, could it possibly be W was the only man she ever met? Nah. Or maybe she just meant he was lit up. JimK ------------------------------ From: JimK Subject: Re: Halloween Music Date: Mon, 03 Oct 2005 16:48:32 -0400 Reply-To: jkezwind@comcast.net On 3 Oct 2005 12:02:02 -0700, "Rogues Island's finest" wrote: >Phil Lesh - Wave to the Wind > >Horrifying. > >Mark Not when compared to If The Shoe Fits or Childhood's End. JimK ------------------------------ From: "Rogues Island's finest" Subject: Re: Halloween Music Date: 3 Oct 2005 13:55:30 -0700 JimK wrote: > On 3 Oct 2005 12:02:02 -0700, "Rogues Island's finest" > wrote: > > >Phil Lesh - Wave to the Wind > > > >Horrifying. > > > >Mark > > Not when compared to If The Shoe Fits or Childhood's End. Hey, the kids trick or treat for 2-3 hours, I've got plenty of material. Next up: Phil doing China Doll. Run, chillins, here comes Terrapin! Mark ------------------------------ From: "pookietooth" Subject: Re: Halloween Music Date: 3 Oct 2005 14:21:36 -0700 And you have to throw in something by Widespread Panic. Bell's voice is perfect for Halloween. Maybe Hatfield, or Aunt Avis always gave me the creeps. ------------------------------ From: leftie Subject: Re: Today's Strictly Bluegrass Festival Date: Mon, 03 Oct 2005 14:27:34 -0700 Highlights for me on Sunday were Rhonda Vincent & The Rage, the sonwriter circle that JC mentioned, Ricky Skaggs & Kentuck Thunder, Tim O'Brien, and the Rowan/Rice thing I discussed earlier. The very end of the Emmylou set (caught after Rowan ended) was also nice. Dolly was good for a little while, but with the sound problems I went back to Rhonda Vincent and I'm glad I did. Great voice, and a fine mandolinist (though Sharon Gilchrest is an even better mando pickin' woman). That is one popular festival! Crowds everywhere, but all in all a great day in SF. ------------------------------ From: "Steve Terry" Subject: Re: Halloween Music Date: Mon, 3 Oct 2005 16:37:12 -0500 "Jerry's Kids" wrote in message news:1128363378.554563.6500@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com... > Check out our selection of Halloween music and a few goodies from > 'Deadicated'. Frank Zappa's 'Goblin Girl' is perfect. Does anyone > have other suggestions of great rock oriented Halloween tunes? I'd > love to post them on Sub Rosa this month. > > http://www.subrosa.arbre.us/SubRosaMusic.html > > Nirvana - Teen Spirit vs. Monster Mash [halloween mash up] > Stephen Stills / Al Kooper - Season Of The Witch > Satan's Pilgrims - Grave Up [halloween surf music] > Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl > Bobby 'Boris' Pickett - Monster Mash [original 1962 release] > Massive Attack - Safe From Harm > Ghosts - Thrill The Trees [dub] > Bob Dylan - It's Alright Ma [i'm only bleeding] > Jimi Hendrix - Rilly Groovy [beautiful people remix] > Cream - I Feel Free > Lyle Lovett - Friend Of The Devil > Elvis Costello - Ship Of Fools > Dr. John - Deal > Grateful Dead - Gentlemen Start Your Engines > Bloodrock's hit song, DOA, has to be on this list. ------------------------------ From: "Steve Terry" Subject: Re: AFC at the 1/4 pole... Date: Mon, 3 Oct 2005 16:39:44 -0500 "Rogues Island's finest" wrote in message: >> -Colts have a defense to go with their offense now. They are the team to >> beat. > > See above. You have to actually *win* something in order to be the team > to beat. Hey, I still think it will come down to the Colts and the Patriots, only this time in the friendly confines of the dome. The Patriots are a shadow of themselves in terms of the personnel they've got these days compared to past years. Yes, it's early and maybe I prematurely prognosticated, but I guarantee nothing. Don't wanna jinx any team that's four and oh and leading the league with the fewest defensive points allowed, yeah baby! ------------------------------ From: leftie Subject: Re: Halloween Music Date: Mon, 03 Oct 2005 14:52:10 -0700 The Palstic Ono Band, Don't Worry Kyoko (live in Toronto) ------------------------------ From: "Don Bean" Subject: Re: Bushie is a piece of shit... Date: Mon, 3 Oct 2005 17:54:36 -0400 did you see Sat Night Live this week... The big guy (Horatio) on the news did a bit on this same thing... it was like bush is a genius because... he does something more fucked up to hide the last thing he fucked up... I was late for work, so I got drunk to hide the fact I was late wrote in message news:1128361633.293826.118270@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com... >I can't see the rationale behind this appointment other than to act as > something to take the heat of his other problems (Iraq, DeLay, Frist, > Rove, Plame, Katrina, etc.). > > YMMV > > Theresa > > P.S. Maybe she has a stained blue dress somewhere in her closet. > ------------------------------ From: leftie Subject: Re: DeLay Indicted! (ndc) Date: Mon, 03 Oct 2005 14:56:29 -0700 Ray wrote: > volkfolk wrote: > >>"Ray" wrote: >> >>>2) Contrary to popular belief, Clinton's prosecutors never definitely >>>proved that Clinton committed perjury in any event. Here are the >>>details: >>> >>>------------------------------------- >> >> >> >>What a bunch of bullshit. Without debating whether or not the >>Clinton/Lewinski affair was an impeachable offence, would your wife, >>girlfriend or SO buy this complete pile of doubletalking BS if you were >>caught doing the same thing with somebody? >> >>I can tell you that if I ever tried to pass this BS off to Jane, I would >>be living in the VW bus somewhere along the Merrimack River > > > The point isn't whether Clinton avoided committing perjury with > "doubletalking BS" that my girlfriend or your wife would buy if were > caught doing the same thing or not. The point is that Clinton avoided > committing perjury. And what Clinton did is nothing like outing a CIA agent or starting a war. ------------------------------ From: leftie Subject: Re: NDC - Bush selects his own White House counsel for SC post??? Date: Mon, 03 Oct 2005 14:59:11 -0700 Carlisle wrote: > Buck Fush. > So the National Enquirer says he is doing shots of bourbon. Now I think > this Iraq war is KILLING him. Well I wish it hurry up already then. > In his naivete, he was led to believe > that it would be quick and easy. You know, "shock and awe" and it has > become anything but. These war casualties must be breaking his heart. > Or else he doesn't have a heart. Just my opinion. It's the latter. ------------------------------ From: leftie Subject: Re: Slipknot! Date: Mon, 03 Oct 2005 15:01:03 -0700 Seth Jackson wrote: > On 1 Oct 2005 08:49:46 -0700, "Jerry Lobrowski" > wrote: > > >>Are >>there any Slipknot fans here? > > > Sure, check out the version from 4/17/84 Niagara Falls! Slowly I turned, step by step.... ------------------------------ From: leftie Subject: Bimbo's! Date: Mon, 03 Oct 2005 15:09:26 -0700 Phil Lesh at Bimbo's 365 Club, Thu. Oct. 27, 8pm Mail-in date is Friday October 7. Nice small club! "Vegas Or Bust" ------------------------------ From: "katrinka" Subject: GDTSTOO - Phil Lesh and Friends at Bimbo's, San Francisco Date: Mon, 03 Oct 2005 18:09:48 -0400 Phil Lesh and Friends' "Vegas or Bust Show" featuring Ryan Adams, Rob Barraco, Jimmy Herring, Jeff Sipe and Barry Sless. Thursday, October 27 at Bimbo's 365 Club, 1025 Columbus Avenue, San Francisco, CA. Doors open at 7:00 PM. Show time is 8:00 PM. 21 and over only with ID. General admission mail order tickets are available at $43.50 per ticket. There will be a limit of 2 tickets per order. Taping will not be permitted at this show. First day to mail in will be Friday, October 7, 2005. Do not mail in earlier. Also, do check out the contest at Philzone.com The Crew of GDTSTO 10.3.2005 -- "It goes to show you don't ever know Watch each card you play and play it slow....." Robert Hunter Web Site: http://www.gdtstoo.com email: GDTSTOO@dead.net Customer Service Number: (415) 898-2364 Monday-Friday, 11am-5pm, PST. Tour information and mail order telephone hotline: 415-457-6388 To subscribe to our email announce list, send empty email to GDTSTOO-subscribe@yahoogroups.com - - - this message posted by katrinka, GDTSTOO subscriber ------------------------------ From: The Lord of Eltingville Subject: Re: question about "Stuck in the middle with you" Date: Mon, 03 Oct 2005 17:45:56 -0400 "pbleers@hotmail.com" wrote: > > "sky rockets in flight..." > > Kurt > > My exact thought when I read Toads list..... > > Who sang that piece of drivel? They owe me, big time. That'd be The Starland Vocal Band... ------------------------------ From: Jeff Subject: Re: DeLay Indicted! (ndc) Date: Mon, 03 Oct 2005 16:03:15 -0600 king88uy7 wrote: > Richard Morris > >>He sees himself as the arbiter of honesty and integrity. And, I would add,of >>non sequiturs too. > > > Behold, for I am the arbiter of non-sequiturs!!! Nice job on the jello mold. ------------------------------ From: The Lord of Eltingville Subject: Re: Halloween Music Date: Mon, 03 Oct 2005 18:00:52 -0400 Jerry's Kids wrote: > > Check out our selection of Halloween music and a few goodies from > 'Deadicated'. Frank Zappa's 'Goblin Girl' is perfect. Does anyone > have other suggestions of great rock oriented Halloween tunes? I'd > love to post them on Sub Rosa this month. > > http://www.subrosa.arbre.us/SubRosaMusic.html > > Nirvana - Teen Spirit vs. Monster Mash [halloween mash up] > Stephen Stills / Al Kooper - Season Of The Witch > Satan's Pilgrims - Grave Up [halloween surf music] > Frank Zappa - Goblin Girl > Bobby 'Boris' Pickett - Monster Mash [original 1962 release] > Massive Attack - Safe From Harm > Ghosts - Thrill The Trees [dub] > Bob Dylan - It's Alright Ma [i'm only bleeding] > Jimi Hendrix - Rilly Groovy [beautiful people remix] > Cream - I Feel Free > Lyle Lovett - Friend Of The Devil > Elvis Costello - Ship Of Fools > Dr. John - Deal > Grateful Dead - Gentlemen Start Your Engines What? No Cramps? No White Zombie? No Skinnny Puppy? No Rocket From the Crypt? No Alice Cooper? Nothing from Sonic Youth's "Bad Moon Rising?" Not even the obvious "(Every Day is) Halloween" by Ministry? Sheesh... BTW...There's a good Halloween/Goth-type collection CD from the fine folks who bring you all the cute, nekkid goth girls at suicidegirls.com. Well worth the asking price. http://www.overstock.com/cgi-bin/d2.cgi?PAGE=PRODUCT&PROD_ID=1604734&cid=64666&fp=F ------------------------------ From: band beyond description <123@456.com> Subject: Baseball playoffs: don't get me started! (NDC) Date: Tue, 4 Oct 2005 07:31:40 +0900 http://tinyurl.com/dednf Fan Depreciation By Norman Chad
Monday, October 3, 2005; E02 With another baseball postseason upon us, once again the nation must choose between dealing with Yankees fans or Red Sox fans. In other words, do you prefer a toothache or a headache? (By the way, is it asking too much for the Yankees -- and the Braves, for that matter -- to maybe miss the playoffs every five or 10 years? I woke up in a dead sweat the other day from a nightmare in which Chipper Jones was being sworn in as a Supreme Court justice by Mel Stottlemyre.) I no longer root for or against baseball teams based on their players, I root for or against them based on their fans. So let's just handicap this postseason field right here and now: Yankees and Red Sox fans. The only reason I prefer the pinstripes devotees is that they are easily identifiable: loud, obnoxious, pushy, opinionated, never wrong -- and always sitting next to you no matter what saloon you're in. At least you can spot the Derek Jeter idolatry and Jersey beer belly from five bar stools away. Red Sox fans are trickier. They lay low, lull you into a false sense of security, then just when you are most relaxed -- bang! -- it's the woe-is-me-and-the-curse-of- the-Bambino-and-don't-get-me- started-on-Bill-Buckner-and-sure- now-we've-got-our-first- World-Series-title-since-1918- but-we're-still-20-championships- behind-the-Bronx-Bombers routine. It takes a nickel to get a Red Sox fan started and maybe 50 bucks to shut him up. At least New York sports fans don't pretend to be George F. Will wannabes; Red Sox fans have this literary lilt to their verse. Yankees fans shout at you, Red Sox fans talk down to you. White Sox fans. Their best quality, plain and simple, is that they're not Cubs fans. Every other Cubs fan is either a writer, a broadcaster or a Hollywood type, and they babble on publicly about how their team hasn't won the World Series since 1908. Yes, that's a long time. We know. Well, the White Sox haven't won a World Series since 1917, which is also a long time. Plus, it's been pretty dry since then overall, including 1919, when they had the best team but the breaks didn't go their way. I credit these Chicagoans with the fact that they have enough sense and decency to absorb the pain in the privacy of their own homes. Astros fans. If I'm not mistaken -- and, trust me, I've been mistaken, perhaps more than any other left-handed 1981 University of Maryland graduate who lists Rolling Rock as a reference on his résumé -- the Astros not only never have won the World Series, they've never even made it to a World Series. Yet you never hear Houston natives such as Dennis and Randy Quaid, Kenny Rogers, Shelly Duvall, Patrick Swayze, Barbara Mandrell or Howard Hughes bellyaching about it. Thank you. Cardinals fans. I have nothing against these people. They all live in St. Louis, and I've never been to St. Louis nor have I ever met anyone from St. Louis -- with the possible exception of Leon Spinks that one time at the laundromat -- who hasn't been extraordinarily and unnecessarily kind to me. Braves fans. Braves fans can be divided into two categories: Those who do the tomahawk chop at Turner Field and those who don't. Those who do the tomahawk chop -- well, there's no excuse. Those who don't -- actually, I don't like them much either. Angels fans. Those who go to Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim games live in Orange County. I live in Los Angeles, and I don't go to Orange County unless it involves a court order, a lap dance or a really, really good bowling coupon. Padres fans. They know they're backing a .500 team. So what? The weather's really nice, and with any luck, there won't be anyone from New York or Boston in the immediate seating area. Anyway, if I ever get married again, I pray the woman roots for the Cleveland Indians. Ask The Slouch Q. Based on your column last winter about a possible all-Keystone State Super Bowl, I took my vacation this year in Breezewood, Pa., only to find Arby's and Long John Silver's are gone. Will this cause a change in your guidebook recommendation? (Joe Pishioneri; Rockville) A. Breezewood without Arby's is like Bethlehem without pilgrims. I am now redirecting travelers to Barstow, Calif. Q. I can't stand it when a guy agrees to get married during NFL season. Where are his priorities? (Ken Younes; Crofton) A. I have started a vigilante, Guardian Angels-style intervention group, Football Before Family, that makes on-site visits for a nominal fee. Q. In bowling, three strikes in a row is called a "turkey." Is there a term for having three ex-wives in a row? (Matthew Snowberger; Stow, Ohio) A. Uh, I believe that might be the same term. Q. Why would Michelle Wie turn pro at age 16? (Joe Neill; Houston) A. Why would the Home Depot open near a bunch of new homes? -- Peace, Steve ------------------------------ From: subs2me@gmail.com Subject: Re: Halloween Music Date: 3 Oct 2005 15:35:58 -0700 cheuc out here http://halloween-costumes.friendsrus.net/ ------------------------------ From: band beyond description <123@456.com> Subject: Re: Baseball playoffs: don't get me started! (NDC) Date: Tue, 4 Oct 2005 07:37:11 +0900 that's a washington post thing, btw... -- Peace, Steve ------------------------------ From: "king88uy7" Subject: Re: DeLay Indicted! (ndc) Date: 3 Oct 2005 15:40:44 -0700 Jeff >Nice job on the jello mold. 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