From roadiebj@u.washington.edu Fri Nov 20 10:53:53 1998 Received: from jason03.u.washington.edu (root@jason03.u.washington.edu [140.142.77.10]) by lists.u.washington.edu (8.8.4+UW97.07/8.8.4+UW98.06) with ESMTP id KAA24388 for ; Fri, 20 Nov 1998 10:53:52 -0800 Received: from dante25.u.washington.edu (roadiebj@dante25.u.washington.edu [140.142.15.99]) by jason03.u.washington.edu (8.8.4+UW97.07/8.8.4+UW98.06) with ESMTP id KAA20400; Fri, 20 Nov 1998 10:53:45 -0800 Received: from localhost (roadiebj@localhost) by dante25.u.washington.edu (8.8.4+UW97.07/8.8.4+UW98.06) with ESMTP id KAA103250; Fri, 20 Nov 1998 10:53:44 -0800 Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1998 10:53:44 -0800 (PST) From: Ben Jacobsen To: "L. Breuer" , sam@vancouverusa.com, mat221@stern.nyu.edu, Subject: Fw: WSU humor (fwd) Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1998 23:33:02 -0800 (PST) From: L. Hom To: AKPsiBrothers: ; Subject: Fw: WSU humor (fwd) ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1998 08:20:45 -0800 (PST) From: S. Kent Subject: Fw: WSU humor (fwd) Just in time for the apple cup. ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1998 01:16:16 -0800 (PST) From: anthony e koumaros To: Foofeenut@aol.com, B. Hughes , beinna n vartanian , cadyj@cc.wwu.edu, n9844580@cc.wwu, Thomas Matthew Rose , E. Davern , S. Kent , J. Brado , Alexander Isao tomita Subject: Fw: WSU humor (fwd) ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1998 22:53:52 -0800 (PST) From: Alexander Isao tomita To: anthony e koumaros Subject: Fw: WSU humor (fwd) ._____. ._____. | ._. | | ._. | | !_| |_|_|_! | !___| |_______! .___|_|_| |___. | ._____| |_. | | !_! | | !_! | !_____! !_____! 100% of this message is from the twisted mind of Alex Tomita http://weber.u.washington.edu/~atomita/ Coming Soon! ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1998 12:21:35 -0800 From: Joshua Kenneth Pieper Reply-To: fig86@u.washington.edu To: Discussion List Subject: Fw: WSU humor (fwd) C/4C Joshua Pieper http://students.washington.edu/jpieper -----Original Message----- From: 'Festivus' Brent Enarson To: kaorder@u.washington.edu Date: Wednesday, November 18, 1998 7:56 AM Subject: WSU humor (fwd) >GO DAWGS! > > >---------- Forwarded message ---------- >Subject: WSU humor (fwd) > > >------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > >Q. What does a COUG yell when they discover a rat in the kitchen? >A. Dinner's ready! > >Q. What do people do when a Coug exposes himself? >A. Squint! > >-- Emery Hill, Seattle, Washington. > > >------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > >A blind guy walks by the fish market, pauses and says," AH Cougar >cheerleaders I didn't think the game was until next week. > >What do you get when you cross a Cougar and a big dumb Jackass? Answer: A >bigger,dumber, slower big dumb jackass. > >--Cristen, Seattle, Washington. > > >------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > >Q: Why do WSU women wear bibs? >A: To keep the chew off their dresses. > > >Q: Why do WSU graduates put their diploma on the car dashboard? >A: So they can park in the handicap spots. > > >Q: How many Cougars does it take to get to a bowl game? >A: Yeah, right. > > >Q: Why did WSU decide to put astroturf in Martin Stadium? >A: To keep the cheerleaders from grazing > > >Katie Frigon - Redmond > > > >------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > >A few years back, there was a popular defensive lineman that played for >washington state. When it came to be towards the end of his senior year, >the guy (named Butch) found out that he didn't have enough credits to >graduate. He went into to the administration building at Wazzu and >pleaded with the dean to let him graduate, but to no avail. He had to >have the same amount of credits as his fellow students if he wanted a >degree of any sort. >Well, it came to be that time of year, and Butch decided he would show up >at his graduation ceremony anyway, regardless of whether he was getting a >diploma or not. As each student was called up to receive their degree, a >chant began growing through the crowd. It grew and grew until it became a >stomping and roaring yell of "Let Butch graduate!! Let Butch graduate!!" >They came to the end of the students and the dean, fearing a riot if he >didn't comply, called Butch up to the podium as the crowd erupted in cheers. >"Butch," he said into the mic, "I'll let you graduate if you can answer >me this ONE question. What is four plus two?" >Now Butch stepped back and contemplated for a long period of time. You >could practically see those rusty wheels turning as he thought about the >possibilities. After a considerable pause, he stepped up to the mic and >said, "Uhhh, six?" >A hush fell over the crowd, until the next chant began. "Give him another >guess!!! Give him another guess!!" >Katie Frigon - Redmond > > >------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > >Q: What do you get when you breed a WSU Cougar and a groundhog? >A: Six more weeks of bad football. > >Submitted by Glenn A. Burden, Gig Harbor, Washington. > > >------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > >Sign seen near Husky Stadium during the last Apple Cup... >WSU Parking: >Tractors please park on the left. Combines please park on the right. > > >------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > >Sign seen when crossing into Washington from Oregon: Warning. Sales Tax >ahead. >Sign seen when crossing into Washington from Canada: Cheap beer and >smokes ahead, eh? >Sign seen when crossing into Washington from Idaho: Keep driving. It gets >better. > >-- "Almost Live." > > >------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > >Why do the Wazzu chearleaders hate coming to Husky Stadium? >They can't graze on the artificial turf. > > >------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > >Why do Washington State uniforms have the school's name printed on them? >To make sure none of their players try to defect as the game wears on. > > > > >------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > >"I've always felt that being a Cougar prepares you for life. You learn >not to expect too much." >--UW Coach Don James > > >------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > >Q: What's a Cougar's idea of foreplay? >A: "Hey, sis, roll over!" >Submitted by Robert Gutierrez, Seattle, Washington. > > >------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > >Q: What did the Cougar grad say to the UW grad? >A: "Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?" >Submitted by Robert Gutierrez, Seattle, Washington. > > >------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > >Q: What does a WSU woman tell her lover when she's done with sex? >A: "Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!" >Submitted by Robert Gutierrez, Seattle, Washington. > > > > .