From rcs@u.washington.edu Mon Mar 3 15:04:04 1997 Received: from jason01.u.washington.edu by lists.u.washington.edu (5.65+UW96.08/UW-NDC Revision: 2.33 ) id AA22600; Mon, 3 Mar 97 15:04:04 -0800 Received: from dante17.u.washington.edu (dante17.u.washington.edu [140.142.15.67]) by jason01.u.washington.edu (8.8.4+UW96.12/8.8.4+UW97.02) with ESMTP id OAA15476 for ; Mon, 3 Mar 1997 14:58:28 -0800 Received: from localhost (rcs@localhost) by dante17.u.washington.edu (8.8.4+UW96.12/8.8.4+UW97.02) with SMTP id PAA67646 for ; Mon, 3 Mar 1997 15:04:03 -0800 Date: Mon, 3 Mar 1997 15:04:03 -0800 (PST) From: "'Fudgebomb' R Stevens" To: kaorder@u.washington.edu Subject: Lucky Charms (fwd) Message-Id: Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=us-ascii This was rather humorous. Pay particular attention to "the little oat bits that aren't really marshmellows at all". It could explain quite a bit. ;) Peace, hugs and marshmellows. -brandy ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Pick your favorite Lucky Charms piece: Green clovers, blue diamonds, orange stars, pink hearts, purple horseshoes, yellow moons, or those oh so wonderful oat bits. Then read down. >>>>>LUCKY CHARMS >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Amazing new study shows that your favorite Lucky Charms >>>>>>>>marshmallow bit shape determines what you're like in bed! Yes, it's >>>>>>>>true just take this simple test to determine your true bedroom >>>>>>>>personality: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Green clovers: If your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow shape is the >>>>>>>> green clover, you're a happy go lucky type in bed. You don't take >>>>>>>> anything too seriously in the bedroom or elsewhere and always manage >>>>>>>> to have a good time, even if you have someone else with you. You >>>>>>>> don't have any patience with depressed people and tend to sit on >>>>>>>> them until they cheer up. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Blue diamonds: If your favorite marhmallow shape is the blue diamond, >>>>>>>> your thoughts in bed are mostly about what you'll get later. "If he >>>>>>>> really enjoys this, will he buy me that mink coat?" is probably >>>>>>>> what's going through your mind. People who like blue diamonds have >>>>>>>> a notebook of preprinted fill in the blank palimony suit forms and >>>>>>>> are the people most likely to file their nails while making love. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Orange Stars: If your favorite shape is the orange star, you expect >>>>>>>> to be the center of attention in bed. You expect your partner to >>>>>>>> spend most of his time pleasing you and when you do something for >>>>>>>> him, you expect enthusiastic moaning if not applause. People who >>>>>>>> like orange stars often have mirrors over their beds, not because >>>>>>>> they are turned on by watching what is being done, but because they >>>>>>>> want to be able to watch themselves having a good time. They often >>>>>>>> moan out their own names while making love. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Pink hearts: If you like pink hearts, you're the romantic type. You >>>>>>>> like your partner to whisper romantic phrases into your ear and, if >>>>>>>> he's too distracted to form coherent phrases, you'll settle for >>>>>>>> romantic syllables. People who like pink hearts read most of the >>>>>>>> romance novels published and are turned on by people wearing armor. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Purple horseshoes: If purple horseshoes are your thing, your tastes >>>>>>>> are modern, uninhibited, and somewhat warped. You like variety in >>>>>>>> the bedroom, especially when you can include handcuffs, chains, >>>>>>>> swingsets, and chocolate pudding. Be careful when going out on a >>>>>>>> picnic with anyone who likes purple horseshoes she's likely to pin >>>>>>>> you down with croquet hoops when you're not looking and who knows >>>>>>>> what could happen next? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Yellow Moons: If you're the yellow moon type, you're more interested >>>>>>>> in satisfying your partner's needs than your own. You prefer to >>>>>>>> lie back and wait for your partner to jump on you and express her >>>>>>>> needs verbally or nonverbally. People who like yellow moons usually >>>>>>>> own several pairs of handcuffs and other instruments of kinky sex >>>>>>>> just in case someone should ever want to tie them up and ravish >>>>>>>> them. Keep your eyes open for anyone who eats all the purple >>>>>>>> horseshoes out of her cereal as soon as she opens the box. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Those little oat bits that aren't marshmallows at all: If you prefer >>>>>>>> the little oat bits, you probably don't like sex anyway and don't >>>>>>>> need to read this article. People who prefer the oat bits usually >>>>>>>> become accountants, librarians who work at the reference desk, or >>>>>>>> government employees; these people like to chow down on a big bowl >>>>>>>> brimming with oat bits before a tough day of protesting suggestive >>>>>>>> lyrics in rock music. People who like oat bits have more time to >>>>>>>> spend writing letters to the editor than any other type. >>>   Peace out,  Danny McGrath  "Sweet MC"  > > > .