From roadiebj@u.washington.edu Wed Nov 18 18:50:00 1998 Received: from jason05.u.washington.edu (root@jason05.u.washington.edu [140.142.78.6]) by lists.u.washington.edu (8.8.4+UW97.07/8.8.4+UW98.06) with ESMTP id SAA12062 for ; Wed, 18 Nov 1998 18:49:58 -0800 Received: from dante06.u.washington.edu (roadiebj@dante06.u.washington.edu [140.142.15.8]) by jason05.u.washington.edu (8.8.4+UW97.07/8.8.4+UW98.06) with ESMTP id SAA10442 for ; Wed, 18 Nov 1998 18:49:57 -0800 Received: from localhost (roadiebj@localhost) by dante06.u.washington.edu (8.8.4+UW97.07/8.8.4+UW98.06) with ESMTP id SAA57364 for ; Wed, 18 Nov 1998 18:49:57 -0800 Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1998 18:49:57 -0800 (PST) From: Ben Jacobsen To: uwracing@u.washington.edu Subject: FW: Humor: Best chain letter I've ever received (fwd) Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1998 14:24:43 -0800 (PST) From: L. Breuer To: K. Breuer , Lauren Durrett , Heidi Piper , Ben Jacobsen Subject: FW: Humor: Best chain letter I've ever received (fwd) Best chain letter I've ever received... Hello, my name is Alfonso Merkin. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, lack of sexual activity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not sending out 50 billion fucking forwards sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them, that poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas with lung cancer brought on by second-hand smoke from the cigarettes smoked by the big bad men who kidnapped her and took pornographic pictures of her for use on their child pornography web site will get 6 fucking cents every time you send me the letter. Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send "his" email to $1000? How fucking stupid are you? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every Victoria's Secret model in the catalog! What a bunch of bullshit. So basically, this message is a big FUCK YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Jesus in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity. Fuck them. If you're going to forward something, at least send something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some "omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity. P.S. Please forward this to at least 50 of your best friends! Submitted By: Julie R. ____________________________________________ | This bit of humor comes to you courtesy of | | the Wayward comedy list. Original author | | is credited where possible. Feel free to | | send submissions. To subscribe send an | | email to with | _| 'subscribe humor' in the subject line. To |_ / ) unsubscribe send one that says 'stop it' ( \ / /| |\ \ ( (_| _ \|/ \\||// \|/ _ |_) ) (((\ \)__/ )_________-@~__/ oO \__~@-_________( \__(/ /))) \\\\ \_/ / /___( \__/ )___\ \ \_/ //// \ / \__U_/ \ / ) _/ )( \_ ( /___/ ( .) \___\ The Wayward _/~~\_ Comedy List "" "" ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com .