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Subject: Trust me, you'll love this one.... 
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1998 11:08:34 -0700
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> From: 	Bennett, Keith F
> Sent: 	Monday, August 17, 1998 11:00 AM
> To: 	'Abrams, Jenn'; 'Adamson, Lisa'; Aldridge, Laura J; 'Bennett,
> Jeff'; 'Bernie'; Brooks, Christopher K; Calcaterra, Carmen M;
> Chlebowski, Patrick H; 'Driskell, Jeff'; Eneberg, Stephen G; Eng,
> Janet; Gohn, Joelle M; Laprete, Andrew F; 'Mercado, Daisy'; 'Pierson,
> Erik'; Riegel, Timothy T; Valdes, Daniel; Waham, Erica L; 'Walter,
> Mark'
> Subject: 	FW: 
> 
> >IF MEN AND WOMEN SWAPPED GENITALS!!
> >
> >Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a
> day:
> >
> >10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
> > 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
> > 8. See if they could finally do the splits.
> > 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
> > 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch
> > 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes... BEFORE closing
> >    time.
> > 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more
> >    without sleeping first.
> > 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it
> >    recorded on video.
> > 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too...
> >
> >And, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a
> vagina...
> >
> > 1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
> >
> >Top ten things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a
> day:
> >
> >10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
> > 9. Get a blow job.
> > 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
> > 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
> > 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
> > 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging
> orgasm.
> >
> > 4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper
> >    it may seem.
> > 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as
> funny
> >    as it looks.
> > 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which
> >    occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his
> >    member which causes two inches to be added to the final
> measurement.
> >
> >And, the NUMBER ONE thing women would do if they woke up with a
> >penis...
> >
> > 1. Repeat number 9.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> 
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> 
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