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Date: Wed, 9 Jul 1997 08:48:26 -0700 (PDT)
From: Jeff Leigh <robocop@u.washington.edu>
To: Kappa Alpha <kaorder@u.washington.edu>
Subject: Re: Role of Faculty Advisor... (fwd)
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---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Wed, 9 Jul 1997 09:52:52 -0400 (EDT)
From: GarrisonH@aol.com
To: cookra@okra.millsaps.edu, ka-post@umail.umd.edu
Subject: Re: Role of Faculty Advisor...

Although it is not official KA "policy", it has been my experience that a
good faculty advisor should:

                    --buy minor brothers & pledges alcohol
                    
                    --post bond for incarcerated members 

                    --participate (or at least oversee) the design and
production of fake ID's

                    --furnish quality prostitutes for formal parties

                    --help members in their dealings with the registrar and
college administration (e.g., altering transcripts, etc.)

                    --provide "wheels"

                    --participate in the selection of the chapter putz

                    --officiate in "mock" burials of pledges and other hazing
activities

                    --take minutes at all committee and subcommitte meetings
of the chapter

                    --challenge faculty advisors at rival fraternities to a
"dance-off"

                    --wear KA tshirts and jerseys to all college social
functions

                    --grow a beard

                    --re-enact, on a yearly basis, the famous 1856 Niagra
Falls barrel-ride               
of Robert E. Lee
          
                    --draft and have enacted a "little-known codicil" to your
college's constitution. 


        Hope this helps.


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