From cjarvis@u.washington.edu Sat Dec 2 13:15:46 1995 Return-Path: Received: from homer19.u.washington.edu by lists.u.washington.edu (5.65+UW95.11/UW-NDC Revision: 2.33 ) id AA29844; Sat, 2 Dec 95 13:15:45 -0800 Received: by homer19.u.washington.edu (5.65+UW95.11/UW-NDC Revision: 2.33 ) id AA110160; Sat, 2 Dec 95 13:15:44 -0800 X-Sender: cjarvis@homer19.u.washington.edu Date: Sat, 2 Dec 1995 13:15:44 -0800 (PST) From: "C. Jarvis" To: "SCA at UW [Medieval Living History]" Subject: Re: Herald Spaek In-Reply-To: Message-Id: Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Well, it seems that since this particular missive was sent, many new people have suscribed to the Bunstable e-mail list, so here it is again in its full unbridled glory. On Wed, 22 Nov 1995, I wrote: > OH WE OWE, SHE OWNS US > OH WE OWE, SHE OWNS US > > ---Ah yes my pretties (ahem) > > Sorry, just channeling again. Yes nobles and gentles all tis I your > stalwart and diligent herald. And boy do I have news for you! > > It has come to this one's attention that as herald it is necessary that I > actually endeavor to uphold the duties of the office. This is unheralded > affrontery of the sort which I am unacostumed to. But I will say on. > Further it was insinuated that I, your herald, should engage in congress > of a most ignoble sort. With heart and mind steeled against rebuke I > shall persevere to carry out my alotted task. And though I would fane > incure the greivious wrath of my fellows and the admondishments of those > spurring me into such gross conduct, I must ask you gentles all to assent > to my meagre demands. > > All such nobles who so receive this missive and are members of the > College of Saint Bunstable in true must needs endeavor to comply. That is > to say, all those gentles to whom our esteemed College is their primus > engagement to the SCA as a whole. I your most sorrowful herald must ask > these gentles to render forth unto me their most private and personal > telephone numbers in a manner equally private and personal. I would ask > that they find it in their hearts to send me their phone numbers by > either personal e-mail (to cjarvis@u.washington.edu), or snail mail > (C.Jarvis @ 8449 25th Ave SW, Apt C, Seattle, WA 98106). It would be of > further use to indicate that worthy's mundane name, SCA name, device (if > applicable), pleasure or displeasure in having said information published > and available to all (or to whom they would exclusively see this > information desiminated to), address, e-mail address, favorite color, and > a short statement detailing "Why I think the herald is/is not doing such > a swell job and why I haven't/have said so earlier and what I would/would > not do to improve his disposition or outlook". > > It is with the humblest and most abject mein that I assay to tender this > request in the hopes that you worthies will find it not horribly > distasteful and unpleasant. > > As always, or rather not, > Christophe de Lascaux > > .