From tlstew@lords.com Sun Mar 2 18:06:19 1997 Received: from mx2.u.washington.edu by lists.u.washington.edu (5.65+UW96.08/UW-NDC Revision: 2.33 ) id AA83130; Sun, 2 Mar 97 18:06:18 -0800 Received: from mailhost1.cac.washington.edu (mailhost1.cac.washington.edu [140.142.32.2]) by mx2.u.washington.edu (8.8.4+UW96.12/8.8.4+UW96.12) with ESMTP id SAA22459 for ; Sun, 2 Mar 1997 18:06:17 -0800 Received: from jake (cs202-18.student.washington.edu [140.142.170.68]) by mailhost1.cac.washington.edu (8.8.4+UW96.12/8.8.4+UW96.12) with SMTP id SAA20648 for ; Sun, 2 Mar 1997 18:06:15 -0800 Message-Id: <3.0.32.19691231160000.0094d9a0@tlstew.deskmail.washington.edu> X-Sender: tlstew@bp03.u.washington.edu X-Mailer: Windows Eudora Pro Version 3.0 (32) Date: Sun, 02 Mar 1997 18:08:53 -0800 To: Kappa Alpha Guys From: Trent Stewart Subject: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Why the Chicken Crossed the Road... In the Words of the Star Wars Characters YODA: Crossing the road makes not a chicken great. VADER: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side. GEORGE LUCAS: Give me 20 years and I'll make you a movie of *how* the chicken *got* to the road! LUKE: Crossing the road is one thing, this is.... totally different. LEIA: I don't know... but I have a bad feeling about this. HAN: Hurry up, colonel sanders, or you're gonna be a permanent resident! THREEPIO: I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing the road. ARTOO: beep beep be bop. CHEWIE: Gwrrroooooaaaarrrrrrlllllll! BEN: Cross the road, chicken. Let go, chicken. Chicken - trust me. BOBA FETT: What if the chicken doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me! WEDGE: My scope shows the other side but it looks really far, are you sure you can cross it? JERJERROD: The chicken is crossing the road? We shall double our efforts. BIB: Die chicken wanga? BIGGS: At that speed, will you be able to cross in time? TARKIN: The regional governors now have direct control over their chickens. Fear will keep those chickens in line... fear of getting hit by a car! UNCLE OWEN: I told you to forget it. You're only concern is to cross that road. AUNT BERU: He can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have already crossed. It means so much to him. ADMIRAL ACKBAR: All chickens - prepare to cross the road on my mark LANDO: Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken!! You got a lot of gots crossing that road, after what you pulled! EMPEROR: Young fool. Only now, after getting hit by a car do you understand. JABBA: Bo shuda chicken! GREEDO: Oota-Goota chicken? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? `'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'` 5033 21st Ave. NE tlstew@lords.com Seattle, WA. 98105 http://weber.u.washington.edu/~tlstew ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ .