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From: mikedaplaya@juno.com (Michael T Donohue)



REDNECK FAMILY TREE
>
>   Many, many years ago
>   when I was twenty three,
>   I got married to a widow
>   who was pretty as could be,
>
>   This widow had a daughter
>   Who had hair of red.
>   My father fell in love with her,
>   And soon the two were wed.
>
>   This made my dad my son-in-law
>   And changed my very life.
>   My daughter was my mother,
>   For she was my father's wife.
>
>   To complicate the matters worse,
>   Although it brought me joy,
>   I soon became the father
>   Of a bouncing baby boy.
>
>   My little baby then became
>   A brother-in-law to dad.
>   And so became my uncle,
>   Though it made me very sad.
>
>   For if he was my uncle,
>   Then that also made him brother
>   To the widow's grown-up daughter
>   Who, of course was my step-mother.
>
>   Father's wife then had a son,
>   Who kept them on the run.
>   And he became my grandson,
>   For he was my daughter's son.
>
>   My wife is now my mother's mom.
>   And it surely makes me blue.
>   Because, although she is my wife,
>   She is my grandma too.
>
>   If my wife is my grandmother,
>   Then I am her grandchild.
>   And every time I think of it,
>   It simply drives me wild.
>     For now I have become
>   The strangest case you ever saw.
>   As the husband of my grandmother,
>   I am my own grandpa!!!
>

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