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Date: Fri, 21 Nov 1997 10:51:24 -0800 (PST)
From: "C. Heilman" <cheilman@u.washington.edu>
To: kaorder@u.washington.edu
Subject: Washing up. (fwd)
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Subject: Washing up.

Three business men were taking a piss in the company's bathroom. The
first man finished, went to the sink and started washing his hands. He
had soap up to his elbows, and after he finished rinsing he used twenty
paper towels to dry off. "I graduated from the University of Michigan
and they taught us to be clean!" he said to the staring men. The second
man finished and went to wash up. He only wetted the tips of his fingers
and used one paper towel to dry. "I graduated from the University of
California and they taught us to conserve our precious resources!" he
said to the last man. The last man got done and walked straight out of
the bathroom without washing or anything. When he got to the office, he
said to the others, "I graduated from the University of Washington and
they taught us not to piss on ourselves!"

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