From kws0303@doh.wa.gov Fri Oct 1 14:11:01 1999 Received: from mxu3.u.washington.edu (mxu3.u.washington.edu [140.142.33.7]) by lists.u.washington.edu (8.9.3+UW99.09/8.9.3+UW99.08) with ESMTP id OAA20604 for ; Fri, 1 Oct 1999 14:10:56 -0700 Received: from smtp.doh.wa.gov (hub.doh.wa.gov [192.230.1.5]) by mxu3.u.washington.edu (8.9.3+UW99.09/8.9.3+UW99.08) with SMTP id OAA29466 for ; Fri, 1 Oct 1999 14:10:19 -0700 Received: from Connect2 Message Router by smtp.doh.wa.gov via Connect2-SMTP 4.32; Fri, 1 Oct 1999 14:09:55 -0700 Message-ID: <4E24984A014C3700@smtp.doh.wa.gov> Date: Fri, 1 Oct 1999 14:09:38 -0700 From: "Simmons, Katrina W." Sender: "Simmons, Katrina W." To: PH-ASSESS@u.washington.edu Subject: Fwd: FW: Email Facts of Life X-SMF-Hop-Count: 2 X-Mailer: Connect2-SMTP 4.32 MHS/SMF to SMTP Gateway Normally I wouldn't encourage forwarding junk mail, but this one (sent to me by a Listserv Manager) has some good advice for individuals and especially members of listservs. This will be old hat to those who are internet savvy, but useful for neophytes. Trina .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Please note that all incoming and outgoing messages with the Department of Health are subject to public disclosure. .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Katrina Wynkoop Simmons, BRFSS Coordinator Center for Health Statistics, 1112 Quince St., SE MS/PO Box 47814, Olympia, WA 98504-7814 Voice: 360-236-4322; FAX: 360-753-4135 E-mail: kws0303@doh.wa.gov wynk100w@cdc.gov [Please note: On October 25, the DOH email system will be changed to new software, and all my personal email addresses (as well as all old email messages) will be lost. For the next few months, you can use my current email address. If you'd like to be sure I can reach you via email after October, please send me a message in November, so that I can save your email address in the new software program.] ********************* Forwarding Message ********************* Email Facts Of Life 1. Big companies don't do business via chain letter. Bill Gates is not giving you $1000, and Disney is not giving you a free vacation. There is no baby food company issuing class-action checks. MTV will not give you backstage passes if you forward something to the most people. You can relax; there is no need to pass it on "just in case it's true". Furthermore, just because someone said in the message, four generations back, that "we checked it out and it's legit", does not actually make it true. 2. There is no kidney theft ring in New Orleans. No one is waking up in a bathtub full of ice, even if a friend of a friend swears it happened to their cousin. If you are hell-bent on believing the kidney-theft ring stories, please see: http://urbanlegends.tqn.com/library/weekly/aa062997.htm And I quote: "The National Kidney Foundation has repeatedly issued requests for actual victims of organ thieves to come forward and tell their stories. None have." That's "none" as in "zero". Not even your friend's cousin. 3. Nieman Marcus doesn't really sell a $200 cookie recipe. And even if they do, we all have it. And even if you don't, you can get a copy at: http://www.bl.net/forwards/cookie.html Then, if you make the recipe and decide the cookies are really awesome, pass on the cookies on, not more e-mail messages. 4. We all know all 500 ways to drive your roommates crazy, irritate co-workers, gross out bathroom stall neighbors and creep out people on an elevator. We also know exactly how many engineers, college students, Usenet posters and people from each and every world ethnicity it takes to change a light bulb. 5. Even if the latest NASA rocket disaster(s) DID contain plutonium that went to particulate over the eastern seaboard, do you REALLY think this information would reach the public via an AOL chain letter? 6. There is no "Good Times" virus. In fact, you should never, ever, ever forward any email containing any virus warning unless you first confirm it at an actual site of an actual company that actually deals with virii. Try: http://www.norton.com And even then, don't forward it. We don't care. And you cannot get a virus from a flashing IM or email, you have to download ... ya know, like a FILE! 7. If you're using Outlook, IE, or Netscape to write email, turn off the "HTML encoding." Those on Unix shells can't read it, and don't care enough to save the attachment and then view it with a web browser, since you're probably forwarding us a copy of the Nieman Marcus Cookie Recipe anyway. 8. If you still absolutely MUST forward that 10th-generation message from a friend, at least have the decency to trim the eight miles of headers showing everyone else who's received it over the last 6 months. It sure wouldn't hurt to get rid of all the " " < that begin each line. Besides, if it has gone around that many times - we've probably already seen it. 9. Craig Shergold (or Sherwood, or Sherman, etc) in England is not dying of cancer or anything else at this time and would like everyone to stop sending him their business cards. He apparently is also no longer a "little boy" either. 10. The "Make a Wish" foundation is a real organization doing fine work, but they have had to establish a special toll free hotline (800-215-1333 x. 5184) in response to the large number of Internet hoaxes using their good name and reputation. It is distracting them from the important work they do. 11. If you are one of those insufferable idiots who forwards anything that promises "something bad will happen if you don't", then something bad will happen to you if I ever meet you in a dark alley. Bottom Line .... composing Email or posting something on the Net is as easy as writing on the walls of a public restroom. Don't automatically believe it unless it's proven false ... ASSUME it's false, unless there is proof that it's true. Got it? Good. 12. If you REALLY want to get information from a request on a listserv, include your own personal e-mail address into the message. That way people can send information to you without bothering all the other listserv members. 13. Do not click on "REPLY" when you want to answer a listserv request. Create a new e-mail addressed to the individual's own e-mail address, not the listserv address. Now, forward this message to ten friends and you will win the Publishers Clearing House sweepstakes. .