From owner-biophys@hgmp.mrc.ac.uk Thu Jul 26 00:53:20 2001 Return-Path: Received: from localhost (localhost [127.0.0.1]) by mercury.hgmp.mrc.ac.uk (Postfix) with ESMTP id 3DA1617B2D for ; Thu, 26 Jul 2001 00:53:19 +0100 (BST) Received: from localhost (localhost [127.0.0.1]) by mercury.hgmp.mrc.ac.uk (Postfix) with ESMTP id 6854617CFC for ; Thu, 26 Jul 2001 00:53:13 +0100 (BST) Received: from niobium.hgmp.mrc.ac.uk (niobium [193.62.192.41]) by mercury.hgmp.mrc.ac.uk (Postfix) with ESMTP id 54A3417B2D for ; Thu, 26 Jul 2001 00:52:57 +0100 (BST) Received: (from news@localhost) by niobium.hgmp.mrc.ac.uk (8.9.3+Sun/8.8.8) id AAA12183 for biophys-list@hgmp.mrc.ac.uk; Thu, 26 Jul 2001 00:43:13 +0100 (BST) X-Authentication-Warning: niobium.hgmp.mrc.ac.uk: news set sender to using -f X-Newsgroups: alt.sports.soccer.manchester.united.scum-haters,bionet.biophysics From: KCOM References: <2ketltcf5122bamsg1q7inkf4fkdaqadhk@4ax.com> <9jn6q8$c04$1@newsreaderm1.core.theplanet.net> Subject: Re: Dear !Jones Lines: 110 Message-ID: <5QI77.7064$ar1.23784@www.newsranger.com> X-Abuse-Info: When contacting newsranger.com regarding abuse please X-Abuse-Info: forward the entire news article including headers or X-Abuse-Info: else we will not be able to process your request X-Complaints-To: abuse@newsranger.com Organization: http://www.newsranger.com Date: Wed, 25 Jul 2001 23:42:57 GMT To: biophys@hgmp.mrc.ac.uk Sender: owner-biophys@hgmp.mrc.ac.uk Precedence: bulk In article , Virgin Mary says... > >In article , Bowers says... >> >>On Wed, 25 Jul 2001 20:39:59 +0100, "Fester" wrote: >> >>> >>>Bowers wrote in message >>>news:mr4ultclqv15lhm0996016fmtkhvfugfp2@4ax.com... >>>> On Wed, 25 Jul 2001 12:52:52 -0500, !Jones >>>> wrote: >>>> >>>> >On Wed, 25 Jul 2001 07:28:47 -0500, Stefan Walker >>>> > wrote: >>>> > >>>> >>Dear !Jones; >>>> >> >>>> >>In biology class, we learned that male semen is really millions >>of >>>> >>tiny skummies swimming furiously upstream to find the egg (you >>>> >know... >>>> >>the old "birds and the bees" thing). Anyway, my question is: >>when I >>>> >>jerk off, how come it just sits there in a puddle? How come it >>>> >>doesn't swim away? >>>> >> >>>> >>Curious >>>> > >>>> >Dear Curious; >>>> > >>>> >You have to view a puddle of cum as a physical "system" and >>analyze >>>> >it's behavior from that paradigm. You see, all of those little >>>> >skummies are swimming in random directions and, thus, tend to >>cancel >>>> >each other out. The puddle of semen cannot possibly move unless >>they >>>> >can be trained to act in unison. >>>> > >>>> >Jones >>>> >>>> The point you're both missing is the locus of the sperm's motion. >>>> It's analogous to suggesting that, if all of the fish in a lake >>would >>>> suddenly swim in the same direction, the lake would move; it would >>>> not. An individual sperm cell in the puddle of semen exerts a >>force >>>> opposite and equal to its forward acceleration... thus each sperm >>>> cancels its own motion with respect to the greater system; i.e. the >>>> puddle of cum. >>>> >>>> D. Bowers, Ph.D. >>> >>>How exactly does one measure the performance of sperm and then get >>around to >>>comparing that performance with the molecular structure and >>performance of >>>water? >>> >>>Surely the best method would be to fill one blokes testicles with >>real sperm >>>and the other with water and see which of the two contenders manages >>to >>>fertilize the egg first? >>> >>>As for sperm moving in random directions ... that's crap, they can >>all spot >>>the chance of a swim in the furry goblet so they all go the same way, >>hence >>>providing the man's testicles with a swinging forward motion. >>Obviously if >>>the fish in a lake all moved at once the lake would move as the fish >>would >>>displace more water if they all went in to a smaller area, granted >>the >>>ammount changed would be minimal but the fish would cause the water >>to >>>move!!! >>> >>>Phil Macavity. STD. >> >>Well, you're right and wrong at the same time, young fellow; you see, >>once a bloke has wiped his knob on the beef curtains, the sperm are in >>a liquid environment. It's more akin to dumping a bucket of guppies >>into the ocean. The fish move about. of course, but the ocean stays >>put. >> >>D. Bowers, Ph.D. > >Dear Dr. Ph.d and Dr. STD, > >I have a bad problem, I had cybersex for the first time. >I think I may be having Steves baby. Is this possible, he >said he was cumming in me? > >Virgin Mary > > Damn it! Smithy's at it again. Steve (last name NOT Smith) .