From owner-biophys@hgmp.mrc.ac.uk Wed Jul 25 22:23:11 2001 Return-Path: Received: from localhost (localhost [127.0.0.1]) by mercury.hgmp.mrc.ac.uk (Postfix) with ESMTP id 21C7417B6F for ; Wed, 25 Jul 2001 22:23:10 +0100 (BST) Received: from localhost (localhost [127.0.0.1]) by mercury.hgmp.mrc.ac.uk (Postfix) with ESMTP id 082AA17CF5 for ; Wed, 25 Jul 2001 22:23:04 +0100 (BST) Received: from niobium.hgmp.mrc.ac.uk (niobium [193.62.192.41]) by mercury.hgmp.mrc.ac.uk (Postfix) with ESMTP id 91F4D17CEB for ; Wed, 25 Jul 2001 22:22:57 +0100 (BST) Received: (from news@localhost) by niobium.hgmp.mrc.ac.uk (8.9.3+Sun/8.8.8) id WAA11119 for biophys-list@hgmp.mrc.ac.uk; Wed, 25 Jul 2001 22:22:53 +0100 (BST) X-Authentication-Warning: niobium.hgmp.mrc.ac.uk: news set sender to using -f X-Newsgroups: alt.sports.soccer.manchester.united.scum-haters,bionet.biophysics From: Virgin Mary References: <2ketltcf5122bamsg1q7inkf4fkdaqadhk@4ax.com> <9jn6q8$c04$1@newsreaderm1.core.theplanet.net> Subject: Re: Dear !Jones Lines: 96 Message-ID: X-Abuse-Info: When contacting newsranger.com regarding abuse please X-Abuse-Info: forward the entire news article including headers or X-Abuse-Info: else we will not be able to process your request X-Complaints-To: abuse@newsranger.com Organization: http://www.newsranger.com Date: Wed, 25 Jul 2001 21:22:38 GMT To: biophys@hgmp.mrc.ac.uk Sender: owner-biophys@hgmp.mrc.ac.uk Precedence: bulk In article , Bowers says... > >On Wed, 25 Jul 2001 20:39:59 +0100, "Fester" wrote: > >> >>Bowers wrote in message >>news:mr4ultclqv15lhm0996016fmtkhvfugfp2@4ax.com... >>> On Wed, 25 Jul 2001 12:52:52 -0500, !Jones >>> wrote: >>> >>> >On Wed, 25 Jul 2001 07:28:47 -0500, Stefan Walker >>> > wrote: >>> > >>> >>Dear !Jones; >>> >> >>> >>In biology class, we learned that male semen is really millions >of >>> >>tiny skummies swimming furiously upstream to find the egg (you >>> >know... >>> >>the old "birds and the bees" thing). Anyway, my question is: >when I >>> >>jerk off, how come it just sits there in a puddle? How come it >>> >>doesn't swim away? >>> >> >>> >>Curious >>> > >>> >Dear Curious; >>> > >>> >You have to view a puddle of cum as a physical "system" and >analyze >>> >it's behavior from that paradigm. You see, all of those little >>> >skummies are swimming in random directions and, thus, tend to >cancel >>> >each other out. The puddle of semen cannot possibly move unless >they >>> >can be trained to act in unison. >>> > >>> >Jones >>> >>> The point you're both missing is the locus of the sperm's motion. >>> It's analogous to suggesting that, if all of the fish in a lake >would >>> suddenly swim in the same direction, the lake would move; it would >>> not. An individual sperm cell in the puddle of semen exerts a >force >>> opposite and equal to its forward acceleration... thus each sperm >>> cancels its own motion with respect to the greater system; i.e. the >>> puddle of cum. >>> >>> D. Bowers, Ph.D. >> >>How exactly does one measure the performance of sperm and then get >around to >>comparing that performance with the molecular structure and >performance of >>water? >> >>Surely the best method would be to fill one blokes testicles with >real sperm >>and the other with water and see which of the two contenders manages >to >>fertilize the egg first? >> >>As for sperm moving in random directions ... that's crap, they can >all spot >>the chance of a swim in the furry goblet so they all go the same way, >hence >>providing the man's testicles with a swinging forward motion. >Obviously if >>the fish in a lake all moved at once the lake would move as the fish >would >>displace more water if they all went in to a smaller area, granted >the >>ammount changed would be minimal but the fish would cause the water >to >>move!!! >> >>Phil Macavity. STD. > >Well, you're right and wrong at the same time, young fellow; you see, >once a bloke has wiped his knob on the beef curtains, the sperm are in >a liquid environment. It's more akin to dumping a bucket of guppies >into the ocean. The fish move about. of course, but the ocean stays >put. > >D. Bowers, Ph.D. Dear Dr. Ph.d and Dr. STD, I have a bad problem, I had cybersex for the first time. I think I may be having Steves baby. Is this possible, he said he was cumming in me? Virgin Mary .