Subj : New way to pick your magickal name
To   : All
From : Rachel L. Akers
Date : Wed Apr 04 2001 10:03 pm

Time for something completely different...

BTW Mr "Gidget chicken-brain" I did not invent this! Honest! Put down that Axe!

  Rai aka Buttercup Potty-buns (in your dreams!!!!)

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                New way to pick your magickal name!

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the 
Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor 
forces everyone to assume new names. Lest we take ourselves too seriously, take 
a moment to find your new name and wear it with humor for the day...

        Use the third letter of your first name to determine your 
                        NEW first name:

   a = stinky              b = lumpy               c = buttercup

   d = gidget              e = crusty              f = greasy

   g = fluffy              h = cheeseball          i = chim-chim

   j = poopsie             k = flunky              l = booger

   m = pinky               n = zippy               o = goober

   p = doofus              q = slimy               r = loopy

   s = snotty              t = falafel             u = dorkey

   v = squeezit            w = oprah               x = skipper

   y = dinky               z = zsa-zsa             
   
        Use the second letter of your last name to determine the 
                first half of your NEW last name:

   a = diaper              b = toilet              c = giggle

   d = bubble              e = girdle              f  = barf

   g = lizard              h = waffle              i = cootie

   j = monkey              k = potty               l = liver

   m = banana              n = rhino               o = burger

   p = hamster             q = toad                r = gizzard

   s = pizza               t = gerbil              u = chicken

   v = pickle              w = chuckle             x = tofu

   y = gorilla             z = stinker

        Use the fourth letter of your lastname to determine the 
                second half of your NEW last name:

   a = head                b = mouth               c = face

   d = nose                e = tush                f = breath

   g = pants               h = shorts              i = lips
 
   j = honker              k = butt                l = brain

   m = tushie              n = chunks              o = hiney

   p = biscuits            q = toes                r = buns

   s = fanny               t = sniffer             u = sprinkles

   v = kisser              w = squirt              x = humperdinck

   y = brains              z = juice

Thus, for example, 

                George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. 
                        Go figure.

                Clinton's new name is Poopsie Liverchunks.

--- Msged/2 4.00
 * Origin: Elfwhere - The POINTy eared POINT (3:640/531.2379)

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