Prologue: Coca Cola and Vicodin

Hello. Myself and my colleauge, neither of whom will be named 
throughout 
this book, have considered writing such a collection of complaints, 
faults, fallacies, conspiracies, and things that just Piss us off in 
general, for about twenty minutes, give or take.  Even though the thought 
of such a work of literature has just passed our brains, we two have, in 
our three years of friendship, critiqued ourselves, our friends, our 
enemies and most of the world outside our personal circles. Through this 
work, we hope to convey new ideas, thoughts, basis for living and 
thinking, and perception of the world outside our personal circles.  
Within the following pages, a new vision of relationships, stereotypical 
ideas, common occurrences of social history, and general wrongities 
throughout the world, to invent our own new word.  My friend and myself 
will commence with giving this opinionated, yet very, very correct, 
information, for with. Oh Jesus, we've a sentence in TWO prepositions. In 
this rather rathering piece of art, take note of the ellipses (...'s). 
Note: We will observe the rules of grammar as we see fit. Sometimes it 
will be correct, other times, not. If you are still unconfused with our 
way of looking at life in general, see footnote entitled "A".