Okay, the Palm IIIxe becomes a camera!

This groovy item predates the picture phone and PDA by
quite a few years.  It was produced by Kodak and the 
pictures really are quite good.  It was popular enough
that there are conduits for UNIXes as well as the ones
Kodak produced for Windows.

You can still get these from www.surpluscomputers.net
for a reasonable price.  They only work with III/VII
series Palms.