@verb #789:"sig" this none this rxd #60
@program #789:"sig" this none this
if ($picnic.time < time())
  "Spit out a random rule of acquisition for my sig."
  rule = #1035:ferengi()
  return {"Dax contemplates his favourite rule of acquisition:", tostr(" ", rule[1], ". ", rule[2])}
else
  return {"Only " + $time_utils:english_time($picnic.time - time()) + " till the Ottawa picnic."}
endif
"Last modified by Dax (#789) on Tue Nov 19 17:40:09 2002 MST."
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