@verb #7854:"sig" this none this rxdo #7854
@program #7854:"sig" this none this
if (this.switch)
  this.switch = 0
  sig = this.sig
  sig = {@sig, "Evil Techy From Hell:"}
  sig = {@sig, this.sayings[random(length(this.sayings))]}
  return sig
else
  this.switch = 1
  sig = this.sig2
  x = random(length(this.issues))
  sig = {@sig, "Anti-Social Comment #" + tostr(x) + ":"}
  sig = {@sig, this.issues[x]}
  return sig
endif
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