My Voices Can Beat Up Your Voices
I Want A Stalker
The Garden Gnomes Are Slowly Stealing My Sanity
Even If The Voices Aren't Real, They're Smarter Than You
The Voices Say You Must Die
End Injustice: Kill Everyone
Just To Be Nice, I'll Aim For Your Head
If You Can Read This, You're Smarter Than You Look
It's Not That I Hate You, It's The Fact The Voices Hate You
If All Else Fails, Have Someone Else Pull The Trigger
I Didn't Sell My Soul To Satan, I Sold Yours
Age Is Supposed to Bring Wisdom, What Happened to You?
What Doesn't Kill You Obviously Screwed Up
You Belong On Springer
I Will Not Kick Your Ass, Your Balls Will Suffice
I See Stupid People
I Don't Hate You, I Merely Think You Should Die
Your Oppinion Matters To Me.  I Need To Laugh Occassionally.
I Like My Co-workers, It's The Idiots I Work With That I Hate.
You Are Not Inteligent, So Don't Pretend.
Ignorance can be cured... Stupidity is forever.
I Don't Want To Kill You, However My Plans For World Domination Include Your Death... Sorry
DIE SCREAMING!
If You Can Read This, You Can Read This.
I assume your nickname is "Duh?"
I see you've set aside this time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'll pretend I'm listening.  You pretend I care.
I'm Not Rude, You're Insignificant.
I normally avoid needle-drugs, but you're a dope worth shooting.
Suffering From Delusions of Adequacy Again?
I'm trying to decide if I should kill you or simply feign death until you feel awkward and leave.
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