@verb #7407:"_confunc" this none this rxdo #7407
@program #7407:"_confunc" this none this
if (!caller_perms().wizard)
  return
endif
this:set_site($string_utils:connection_hostname(connection_name(this)))
pass(@args)
this._disfunc_name == this.morph && (this.morph = typeof(c = this._real_confunc_name) == $STR ? c | c[random($)])
this.sig = this.rand_sigs[random($)]
this:tell({"", "Here's your excuse for the day!", "---", tostr("\"", $bofh:excuse(), "\""), "---"})
this:tell("You have ", this.recorded_pages ? "NEW" | "no", " recorded pages.")
"Last modified by Dax (#789) on Tue May  3 14:03:29 2005 MDT."
.