{{"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives."}, {"Before you criticize someone", "You should walk a mile in their shoes.", "", "That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away", "And you have their shoes."}, {"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret."}, {"Unix is user friendly - it's just picky about it's friends."}, {"A hacker does for love what others would not do for money."}, {"\"CYCLOPES DONT CARE NONE ABOUT NOne FLYING TOASTARS\" - Something Awful", "http://www.somethingawful.com"}, {"\"I love you because you kill people.\" - Ralph Wiggum"}, {"Here's what my fortune cookie said to me:", "", "  \"You are never bitter, deceptive, or petty.\"", "Oh those poor misguided souls, if only they knew just how wrong they were..."}, {"it's better to be hated for being who you are than to be loved for being someone you're not."}}
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