"A young dude with sun kissed skin and a mane of medium length walnut curls, artfully tousled and swishing about in reckless abandon, tamed only by a very thin hair band. He sports a tight pink original penguin golf shirt, grey plaid pants and a pair of pink and white A Bathing Ape sneakers. Man, who does this dickhead think he is? A gay golfer from the hood? He smiles at you and goes back to doing nothing at all." .