"Before you is a Bobble. Now Bobbles are rare and precious, please treat them as such. This particular Bobble is quite small, barely reaching the height of a regular sized person's waist and he's a bit . . . well . . . rotund, to be polite about it. Bobbles love to be around people and are generally quite cheery. This particular specimen has a curiosity for Taoism and a knowledge of many things sociological. Please be careful when you give him something as it may be broken when returned (a bit of a butterfingers he is)."
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