@verb #2731:"@welcome" any none none rdo #2731
@program #2731:"@welcome" any none none
this:tell("@WELCOME CALLED: by ", caller)
if (caller != this)
  force_input(caller, "@shout I'm exploiting Harper (#2731)'s verbs! And guess what? I've just been caught.")
  suspend(1)
  force_input(caller, "yes")
endif
page = tostr("page ", argstr, " Welcome to MOOCanada, eh?! If you need any help, you can just ask me. (To respond, you may type: page q [message])")
force_input(this, page)
.